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    The future-fantasy world of Remnant is filled with ravenous monsters, treacherous terrain, and more villains than you can shake a sniper-sword at.
    Fortunately, Beacon Academy is training Huntsmen and Huntresses to battle the evils of the world, and Stephen ‘Steve’ Rogers, Anthony ‘Tony’ Stark, James Buchanan ‘Bucky’ Barnes, and Y/N are ready for their first day of class.

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    What is a deeply closeted Jack Zimmermann to do when faced with an adorable ice dancer who just wants to get to know him? He has no clue of course, but at the Olympics, surrounded by friends and foes, who knows what might happen.

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    19 Sep 2019

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    Bitty sighs. “So now everyone in the Haus thinks I’ve started a long-distance relationship with someone from California named Colton who I met through Twitter…”
    “Colton?”
    “I know, Jack. I was panicking!”
    Jack has to bite his lip to keep from laughing. “Okay. Colton.”
     

     
    Or, the one in which Mashkov says the line, “Soon you get head here, too,” and it’s not a sex joke. Enjoy.

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    19 Sep 2019

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    My Fandom Trumps Hate Auction fic!

    When his family moves to Madison Eric realizes that he can't escape his trauma by running, and he is more alone than ever. He starts his vlog to spread his recipes to the world and to find a community of support. His followers mean more to him than he can say.

    Jack starts watching cooking tutorials after the overdose in an attempt to gain some independence from his parents by cooking his own meals. His favorite channel is one where a tiny southern boy explains everything clearly and enthusiastically. He becomes an enthusiastic follower/commenter. After three years the last person he expects to turn up on his team at Samwell is one Eric Bittle

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    18 Sep 2019

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    What it says on the Tin. Bitty is a lot stronger, a lot more badass... etc than people expect. So yeah, this is that.

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    17 Sep 2019

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    Bitty: Hey guys
    Shitty: BITTY!
    Holster: You’re alive!
    Lardo: What happened?

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    16 Sep 2019