thesorrowoflizards

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    im rewatching the mentalist and getting emo and impulsively writing fics in like 2-3 hours lmao kill me

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    A collection of not!fics with Legend of Zelda AUs for Shadowhunters. (Not!fics being essays, meta, and/or just "blobs" that are long rambly ideas that I'll never write a full fic for.)

    Featuring various pairings such as Maiaphael, Malec, Clizzy, Saiaphael, Saia, and Raphaeliorn. (May be more in the future.)

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    Magnus makes a deal with the devil. It goes rather well, all things considered.

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    these are all weird snapshot fics that should probably be multichapter stories but i just don't have the inspiration to write. in fact, the only reason most of these exist is because i'm desperate to to overcome the great and terrible foe of Writer’s Block™

    seriously these are all not good i wrote most of them in like literally a few hours or in the middle of the night sorry lol

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    Magnus is good at deflecting when he's not feeling well.

    Alec is good at holding unto him and not letting him go.

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    10 Jun 2021

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    Chat Noir enlists Rena Rouge's help to create an Aspik illusion. Absolutely nothing goes wrong.

    Ladybug smiles. “I wanted to drop by and welcome Aspik. I know it must be a little intimidating, being surrounded by so many veteran heroes…so, welcome! We’re glad to have you on board.”

    “I look like an egg!” Aspik announces, T-posing.

    Chat turns to Rena, feeling like he has been punched in the solar plexus. What the hell? he mouths.

    Rena grimaces, her eyes wide with panic. Stomach sinking, Chat remembers one of the first things he learned about the Fox Miraculous: that if Rena Rouge isn’t focused, her illusions go haywire.

    Oh, no.

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    03 Jun 2021

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    this literally makes me cry laughing every single time i don't know what it is but every fucking time my throat hurts by the end of it

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    Thomas didn't mind the bad rep that much. He called himself a weirdo with pride, damn it. And he was going to be the second best damn demonologist the world had ever seen.
    He would have endeavored to be the best, but everyone knew that title would probably go to Tyrone.

    Alcor the Dreambender is pretending to be a demonology student. A Transcendence AU fanfic!

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    24 May 2021

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    Tyrone smiled faintly. "To be honest, I started these studies on a dare. Then I decided, what the heck, might as well keep going and give the whole college experience a try."

    "Oh," Thomas said. "Okay. Must be nice. No pressure, right?"

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    Also known as "That fic where Alcor the Dreambender pretends to be a normal demonology student."

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    24 May 2021

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    "Can I lock the door?" he asked in a low murmur, as though even his voice was weary beyond belief.

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    24 May 2021