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    Annie, Troy, and Abed bake a pie and have sex. I have no idea why it's eleven thousand words.

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    04 Jun 2020

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    Neil’s current living situation is … complicated.

    Between his roommates’ badass rager parties and his neighbors’ constant barging into his apartment, Neil’s sure he can handle anything junior year throws at him

    That is, until someone leaves a passive-aggressive noise complaint on his door. Unfortunately for the second floor, Neil has skipped the passive and gone full aggressive.

    Or the Neighbors AU featuring post-finals parties, ill-timed fire alarms, and helpful campus squirrels.

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    03 Jun 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Neil hires a psychic to hunt down clues about his dead mother. Andrew is just making shit up as he goes along.

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    02 Jun 2020

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    'Andrew thought about it, having Neil crack him wide open like an oyster and pull him out with his teeth.' oh fuck me upp!!

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    Neil works as a lifeguard at the local swimming pool. Andrew can't swim.

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    31 May 2020

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    Just because Scott refuses to see the Argents for what they truly are - prejudiced serial killers sitting proudly on a mountain of innocent corpses - doesn't mean Stiles will. It's about time someone did something about the Argent Empire anyway, and what a coincidence - summer vacation is just around the corner.

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    Or, the one where Gerard Argent kidnapped the wrong fucking person to torture. Stiles has never subscribed to the policy of forgiving and forgetting anyway, not when razing the problem to the ground and salting the earth for good measure has always been a far better solution in the long run.

    He doesn't expect to have company.

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    19 May 2020