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  1. Rec 95

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    Crowley worked in Sales. He had never intended to work in Sales. It had just sort of happened. One moment, there he’d been, a newly minted university graduate off to change the world, exquisitely useless Philosophy degree in hand, and now here he was, having sauntered vaguely downwards into a Hell that consisted mainly of cold-calling new customers and sucking up to existing ones.
     
    AU based on The Office.

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    05 Nov 2019

  2. Rec 94

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    Anthony Crowley is the Head of Slytherin House and resident Potions Master at Hogwarts, but would much rather teach Defence Against the Dark Arts. Unfortunately, the DADA position is given to the insufferably nice Aziraphale St.Michael instead, and Crowley plots to get rid of him. Meanwhile, Voldemort is growing stronger and gaining followers, and Crowley's pureblood family won't let him sit this war out.

    Written for the GOE 2011.

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    04 Nov 2019

  3. Rec *

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    Aziraphale and Crowley both write fanfiction. As it happens, they both write Good Omens fanfiction.

    Of course, neither of them would ever admit this to the other.

    (A love story told primarily in AO3 comments)

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    13 Oct 2019

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    11 Oct 2019

  5. Rec 72

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    In a world where Dumbledore defeated Voldemort during the first war, the wizarding community is picking up the pieces and getting back to their lives. Remus Lupin becomes a person of interest in a murder at the bookshop where he works and Sirius Black and James Potter, aurors, are sent to investigate. As they navigate the crime itself, Remus and Sirius realize that there is something to their instant chemistry. But they need to keep their newfound attraction under wraps while trying to find the killer and stop them from claiming more victims.

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    11 Oct 2019