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  1. Rec 1

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    Brock isn’t saying that his life is turning into one of those weird, popular summer blockbusters about teenagers making out with vampires and shit, except that it is. He’d title his movie A New Jerseyan Werewolf in Raleigh, maybe.

    01:49:48 :: Written by Thescrewtapedemos.

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    15 Jul 2019

  2. Rec 3

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    “It’s a fairy tale castle,” Adam says and gestures vaguely at it.

    “How do you know it’s a fairy tale castle?” Brandon asks, pedantically. “It could be a regular castle. It’s not like anyone’s hung a sign.”

    “A regular-ass castle? In the middle of the woods with no city around it? Off the road and everything?” Adam asks. “With a moat and all but no wall? Don’t be stupid, it’s not cute.”

     

    04:31:57 :: Written by Thescrewtapedemos.

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    21 May 2019

  3. Rec 2

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    And yeah, he should have just gone to sleep.

    Because this?

    Rizzo is not equipped to deal with this.

    “I am not equipped to deal with this,” Rizzo says.

    Bryant’s mouth twists up ugly, the things on his back quivering in time with his breath. Rizzo edges a little closer to the door.

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    28 Apr 2019

  4. Rec 4

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    “I’m instituting a swear jar,” Mark says.

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    12 Apr 2019

  5. Rec 3

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    “I'm coming over,” Adam says as soon as Brandon picks up the phone.

    Brandon is quiet for a second. “Okay?” he says at last. It's not the most inviting tone but Adam forgives him. “Uh, give me an hour or two-,”

    “You have,” Adam pushes open the door to the lobby of Brandon's building, “like, a minute. Maybe.”

    “Jesus fucking Christ,” Brandon says and hangs up.

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    “Your shoes are too fucking big!” Brandon exclaims, and then thinks about how he definitely did just say that out loud, and regrets everything in his entire life that lead to this moment.

    There’s a beat of windy silence. “Well,” Adam says. He sounds, just… unspeakably, unbearably smug.

     

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    23 Mar 2019