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    It never bothered Charles that he essentially belonged to someone else from birth. Ever since he could remember he had been told stories about the mysterious prince who was his betrothed, and who one day would be called husband. As he grew older, Charles caught his thoughts drifting away from lessons under strict tutors, his mind slipping into the hazy daydream of his life yet to come...

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    Erik is an A-list action star who is notoriously difficult to work with, until the day he gets cast alongside Charles Xavier, rom-com darling who can charm the pants off movie audiences the world over and apparently even one Erik Lehnsherr. The paparazzi catch them out and about soon enough, and their real-life Hollywood movie romance becomes instant tabloid fodder.

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    Charles is a teacher at a very exclusive school. When armed men burst in on the trail of two children, of course he stands up to them and gets hurt. The children are Erik Lehnsherr's children (of course); a "prominent businessman" or, less politely, "mobster".

    Erik is grateful to Charles for saving his children's lives at the cost of his kneecap. So very grateful.

    Naturally he tries to reward Charles for his actions. Equally naturally, Charles will be having none of that.

    Azazel finds the whole thing unspeakably hilarious. Naturally.

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    17 Mar 2019

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    In his sophomore year at Columbia University, Erik, feeling slowly strangled by his mounting college debt, places an add on a sugar daddies website. He doesn't know exactly what to expect from it, but when he's contacted by a man named Charles who seems less creepy than the other people who have responded to his profile, he decides to give it a shot. Charles is nothing like what he expected, and Erik finds himself slowly falling in love with his sugar daddy while trying to find out exactly what caused this amazing guy to buy his emotional and sexual intimacy when he clearly deserves so much more than that.

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    16 Mar 2019

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    Stiles' scent has been...different lately, in a way Derek had only ever heard about. Once he hears of the changes Stiles has been going through, he's positive of what is going on - Stiles is becoming the pack pup, something that is rarely seen in most packs. Instead of telling Scott, Derek sits back and waits for him to figure it out...hopefully before Stiles just starts calling him 'Daddy.'

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