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    “Steve?” Bucky asks, still facing out onto their living room. “Do you see our wallpaper?”

    Steve turns around. The situation in the living room is the same as the situation in the entryway. “Yeah.”

    “Have you seen the photos. On our wallpaper. Before?”

    “Yeah,” says Steve, the rising panic into his gut transmuting into something equally difficult to suppress.

    “Oh,” says Bucky as Steve starts to lose it, his laughter echoing off walls covered floor-to-ceiling with photos of Bucky’s contorted face. “Oh, no.”

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    21 Jun 2019

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    I died laughing. This is the ghost of wombat.

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    Bucky finds one of Steve's notepads that he uses to write his lists about the future, but this one's different. It's full of letters--to Bucky.

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    17 Jun 2019

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    Awwwwwwwww

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    George's stag-do was not going the way Ron thought it was going to go.

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    19 Dec 2018

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    Adorable Ron, snarky Snape, Ron is a Good Friend.

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    While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human.

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    03 Mar 2018

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    The one where humans are the orcs of the galaxy, with porn

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    The Malfoy family expects to receive the finest service possible, no matter what the task. When Draco seeks the affections of Hermione Granger, he enlists the aid of a careful wordsmith – one Severus Snape.

    Originally written as a 2011 SS/HG Exchange Gift.

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    29 Jul 2017

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    this is the one with the triffid reference and the traumatized hufflepuffs