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    "I fell in love with you like droplets in the ocean. Every facet of you was just a drip, but the ripples they caused were massive."

    A story about swimming pools. And a few other things along the way.

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    “Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.”
    ― David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas

    A series of interconnected stories inspired by Cloud Atlas. Each can be read alone, or as a piece of the symphony in six parts.

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    PROMPT-Totally AU-Brienne receives a proposal from someone else which she plans on accepting, thinking it’s the best offer she’ll ever get and Jaime can’t handle it. Brienne can’t figure out what’s wrong with him since he’s acting really strange and stand-offish until Jamie finally snaps and confesses his love to Brienne. Brienne thinks it’s just a bad jape, so Jaime sets out to court her and show her just how much she really means to him.

     

     

    This story will be updated twice weekly, on Mondays and Thursdays. I hope I did the prompt justice!

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    10 Aug 2019

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    Tyrion thinks Bran should be king. Bran decides it should be Jaime. Jaime would rather be dead, but somehow he's talked into it anyway.

    An AU where Jaime is king, Sansa is his Hand, and Brienne is his Lord Commander.

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    08 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    When one of Clary’s art exhibition performers drops out last minute, Alec steps in to help. Unfortunately that also means he’ll be having sex with a stranger in public.

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    02 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    "Robb," he lies swiftly to introduce himself.

    "And who's that then?" She jerks her head at the baby, still burbling milk down his front.

    "I - he was born this morning, I haven't named him yet."

    She snorts as they start walking again. "Had nine months and couldn't think of anything?"

    "She - I didn't get to name the others," he says. His hand slides up to cup the boy's head, soft and impossibly small in his palm.

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    27 Jul 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    Brienne doesn’t care why it’s cold. She just knows it’s really fucking cold.

     

    A quiet evening between the Lady of Winterfell and her sworn shield, with ruminations on sex, love, and dealing with everything being awful.

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    26 Jul 2019

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