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    Parson gestures with his spoon toward Hawke. “So am I allowed to ask about the service dog or is that not PC?”

    “My medical history is more of a 3rd date conversation," Eli says.

    “Oh? Why’s that?”

    “Because. No one sticks around afterward and I like to live in glorious denial for a short period beforehand.”

    It comes out more self-deprecating than he intended.

    Parson looks…thoughtful. “Well, does this count as one or two?

    “Pardon?”

    “This. Ice cream. I mean, technically it’s a second location, but still the same night. So is this one date or two?”

    “One,” Eli says firmly. “If it’s happening within the same three-hour period.”

    “You’re the expert,” Parson says, which, he’s really, really, not, but ok.

    “So still two dates to go then?” Parson continues.

    “I—what?”

    “We’ve got a roadie coming up but then we’re home for almost two weeks. When does your semester start?”

    “You want to do this again?” Eli asks.

    Parson stops idly twirling his spoon.

    “You don’t?”

    He does, Eli realizes. He really does. Because apparently he actually likes Kent fucking Parson.

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    10 Sep 2018

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    “okay,” namjoon says slowly, “you can’t just drag strangers home with you because they tell you their name.”

    “we didn’t kidnap him. he is here very much of his own volition,” taehyung pipes in. he slaps at jeon jungkook’s shoulder. the boy looks sort of pained, and yoongi can’t blame him. “we met him at a street corner, near jimin’s work. it was raining, and he didn’t have an umbrella, and he was looking kind of lost, so we asked him to come with us.”

    “and you just went with them? two strangers? them?” namjoon stresses, and jimin and taehyung look kind of uncertain, like they’re not sure whether they were just insulted.

    jungkook merely shrugs.

    “you end up doing all kinds of shit,” he says, and yoongi perks up at the sound of his voice, “when you live out of your car.”

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    or: jungkook stays for a night, and then ends up staying a lot longer.

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    the thing about jungkook is that he’s a bit of a spacey witch.

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    03 Sep 2018

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    Officer Jeon still has his eyes on Mr. Adorable.

    Officer Min is a little bit in love with his neighbor.

    Captain Kim finds comfort in his new family.

    It's happily ever after for everyone...right?
    I mean, really, what can possibly go wrong?

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    (New summary Nov.2016)

    Officer Jeon has his eyes on Mr. Adorable.

    Officer Min has a strange neighbor he can't seem to keep out of his life.

    Captain Kim finds comfort in his son's homeroom teacher.

     Well, cops need some loving too, right?

     
    SEASON 2 IS UP!
    Fic now available in german thanks to Susimau
     
    And also french thanks to minsuugas!

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