thephilosophersapprentice

Edward Elric being dumb



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    The Linked Universe is actually a TV show! All of the characters are actually Actors. Now we get to see shenanigans going on behind the scenes while filming your favorite TV show! Get interviews with the cast, Blooper reels, Character backstories, and other fun one-shots.

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    In which Team Greed does stuff. I did not expect to write so many Team Greed fics, but well. here we are.

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    Sometimes the best containment measure is just to let two opposing anomalies bitchslap each other. It's called "enrichment."

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    The Fierce Deity mask is empty. Slowly, its owner pieces together why.

    Afterward, he wishes he hadn’t.

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    15 Sep 2021

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    "Granny," he asked an old woman, once, "why do you wear masks?"

    The question seemed so important at the time, back before he realized that it would always be his own face beneath the mask no matter how often he covered it.

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    13 Sep 2021

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    Monsters are stupid, but they do have excellent color vision, and can recognize patterns almost as well as Hylians. This leads to some misunderstandings.

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    Monsters assume that Hylians operate under the same color system as they do. They're not exactly wrong.

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    03 Sep 2021

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    The first encounter with Ghirahim ends almost before it begins. Link is left for dead in the Skyview Temple, defeated and badly wounded, and faced with the harrowing truth that he is far from being the knight and champion that Zelda needs. But though his own faith is shaken, there is one who still believes in him. His sword.

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    02 Sep 2021

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    Uli doesn't make a habit of adopting the strays that Rusl brings home from the woods. But this time, for this lost little blue-eyed boy with Hylian ears, she might make an exception.

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    30 Aug 2021