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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    “Behold.”

    Hanzo folds his arms under the swell of his pectorals to push them up higher and bring them closer together, amplifying his cleavage. He sways the slightest bit, making the plush flesh jiggle in front of Jesse’s face, before he flexes them both.

    McCree’s response?

    Pretending to faint on the floor in front of him.

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    21 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    Hanzo comes closer and takes Peacekeeper from McCree gently, treating it with as much care as he would Stormbow. The dragons, quiet until this point, begin to purr with lazy interest. “Perhaps you can teach me to…” Hanzo’s brow furrows as he tries to remember the words McCree used to describe it to him once. “Fan the hammer?”

    McCree raises his eyebrows and lets out a low whistle. “First time you get your hands on her and you already want to learn the tricky stuff?"

    What was supposed to be a short oneshot about the origin of Hanzo's move Storm Arrow and why it's so dang similar to McCree's Fan The Hammer, that then turned into porn and feelings.

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    20 Oct 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 94

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    “With the evidence, what Hanzo has observed, the… lunar cycle of all things.” Angela opens her eyes again and looks like she’s given up for the day, “Jesse, for lack of better scientific understanding, you have lycanthropy.”

    Both men are silent as they process. Naturally, it’s Jesse that breaks the silence with a literal bark of “What?!”

    “You’re a werewolf,” Angela says tiredly.

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    Also known as the story where Jesse gets bitten by a werewolf and he and Hanzo learn how to deal with that.

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    19 Oct 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 85

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    Overwatch makes a deal with the Shimada family. One member from each organization is exchanged as a show of good faith.

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    19 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Hanzo has been turned into a swan and he is not thrilled at all.

    On the plus side, his handler is a very attractive man.

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    Jesse is not thrilled to be taking care of a swan, much less one as aggressive as the one he was sent to rescue from a local park for attacking someone, but he doesn't have it in him to turn down an animal in need.

    He's also been dreaming a lot lately. Dreaming of a very attractive man that always seemed to be waiting for him at the shores of the lake...

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    19 Oct 2018