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    Izuku has game nights with the League of Villains, accepts that he's probably a villain, befriends a sleepy panda, has a bunch of Todorokis sleeping on his couch, terrifies everyone at U.A., denies having daddy issues, falls in love with a shotgun, infects the League with his shitty fashion sense, challenges Kacchan to a Just Dance competition, watches the disaster courtship of Dabi and Hawks, adopts a traumatized child, gets said child addicted to Among Us, and fists fights an entire army. In that order.

    Or: Izuku is a villain. Kinda. A villain is defined by the use of their quirk, and he's quirkless. Besides, the worse thing he's done is erase Tomura's save files. And befriend the League of Villains. And accidentally kidnap the son of the number two Hero. Shouto likes it better on their couch anyway. Oh, and there's the whole 'traitor' thing too. Welp.

    “I’m pulling you over because you were driving with three people on a motorcycle.” 

    Dabi shifts in his seat, Himiko and Izuku squished in front of him. And then it hits them. “Wait, three?” 

    They glance behind them.

    “Oh fuck,” Izuku curses. “Tomuchan fell off!” 

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    26 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    “I died.”

    “Only briefly.”

    “But I died.”

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    28 May 2021

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    Adam liked looking at Ronan’s soul marks. He liked it in a genuine, unironic way that was almost devoid of vicious jealousy.

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    In which Adam doesn't have a soulmate but does have a boyfriend and is terrified of impending disaster; Ronan has a lot of soulmates and is terrified that maybe he's fated to non-autonomous misery; and Hennessy only has one soulmate, which definitely, unequivocally, 100% means she's going to ruin him forever.

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    05 Jan 2021

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    (02:50) how did you know i would be up

    (02:50) I didn’t.

    (02:51) Figured you would see it when you got up.

    (02:51) congrats you just found out about my chronic insomnia

    (02:51) if you need a distraction at 3am i’m your guy

    (02:52) I’ll keep that in mind.

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    16 Nov 2020

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    An AU in which Grover is on the Argo II as protector instead of Hedge, because I say so. He and Percy get to have an actual conversation about the effects of Tartarus + that godawful conversation with Jason.

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    11 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    read this after you finish HOO you asshole

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