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    Excerpts from a PERMANENTLY UNFINISHED Willow x Katrina Silber AU that would have been set in season 4.

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    This is a set of SEPARATE little canon divergences in which I aim to explore some different ways Spike could react to being genderswapped.

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    What if Buffyverse was geometry

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    When she was twelve years old, Willow went back to Hogwarts.

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    20 Jul 2021

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    Grandmother ruled Gir Niajra, and always had.

    Jummai felt certain this was so, mostly because it was impossible to imagine otherwise: anyone, anyone at all, seated so comfortably on that great golden throne except Grandmother? Anyone who could look or speak with such authority, to whom so many great and worthy people bowed down? No—only Grandmother. It had always been Grandmother, and it always would be.

    Then Grandmother died; and there was a war.

    (Or: Jummai is a princess without a throne—but she has no intention of leaving to others what is rightfully hers. She needs a wife with an army, and gets one; but her wife seems impervious to her tactical charm, she keeps making mistakes, and her cousin still wants her dead.)

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    20 Jul 2021

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    There are very few people Samuel Vimes is willing to trust with a blade at his throat. Havelock Vetinari's list is even shorter.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Carrot had laid a hand on his arm and said, "Think of Lady Sybil," and the red mist had receded, and he'd let his men arrest the bastard.

    Now, he wanted to say: I needed to come home safe to you, with your burns and dragon shit and decency, and still be someone you could love, someone who could face you with pride, and that saved me from the Beast. Even if that had been something that came easily to say, they were surrounded by no longer Interchangeable Emmas.

    He came forward and wound his arms around her waist, sliding them under the apron to encircle the thick waist, padded by comforting rolls of fat, spread his hands over the heavy expanse of velvet belly, leaned his head against her back. Sybil smelt of swamp dragon and sweat and expensive soap vainly competing against the other scents. Vimes was a small man who sought to make up for his size by barking and biting loudly, but with Sybil, he could allow himself to feel small, and lean into her bulk without fear.

    As usual, he hadn't had to have said anything at all.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    "Am I cancelled?" David asked. He didn't know exactly what it meant to be cancelled, but it seemed like the sort of thing that would come with a lot of notifications.

    There was an ugly snort on the other side of the phone. "No, Dad, kinda the opposite," Nicole said patiently. "Jonathan Vane said you were his favorite artist!"

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    17 Jul 2021

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