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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    "Steve Rogers got a cat he named FREEDOM and when it got lost he made all the Avengers drop what they were doing and LOOK FOR FREEDOM so he wouldn’t make woobie faces at them."
    A story told in pictures and weirdness. Crack.

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    13 Feb 2018

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    All five of the dogs were in the backyard, bounding enthusiastically through an obstacle course assembled from the kind of junk that accumulated in rich people’s attics. There were platforms made of legless chairs, tents of old tablecloths to run through, and a pile of sofa cushions the dogs took great delight in plowing into. The dogs were being directed by a one-armed man with long brown hair and a serious case of resting murderface.

    "You guys," Clint hissed. "That's the Winter Soldier."

    "Oh, word?" America said. She looked idly at her nails.

    "You knew?"

    Kate rolled her eyes. "Of course we knew. How many one-armed amnesiacs do you think are running around these days? It's fine, I shot at him a little when he first turned up to make sure he wouldn't go berserk."

    "He was real polite about it," America said. "Didn't return fire or anything."

     

    (In which Clint liberates a pack of serum-enhanced dogs and ends up collecting one more stray than he bargained for.)

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    08 Feb 2018

  3. Rec 84

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    (Also known as the Magic Wands Suck Donkey Balls story, the Accio Hulk Is a Dumb Idea story, and the Please Can't We Just Forget That Happened story.)
    As related by Agent Clinton Barton, codename Hawkeye, to a gathering of SHIELD agents and support staff on the occasion of the annual Stark Manor Thanksgiving party, whilst Stark was distracting Cap somewhere else and couldn't interrupt.

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    28 Aug 2017

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    Full of giggle!

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    “Remember what I said about internet trolls?”

    “Don’t feed the trolls.”

    “Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.”

    “Bucky’s feeding the trolls?”

    “He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.”

    Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.”

    (Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)

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    14 Jul 2017

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    Steve wakes up in the morning with permanent marker on his palm. It simply says: Come to the bathtub. Time to plan Operation: El Dorado. In hindsight, trying to put together a strategy to woo Bucky was never going to work while Tony was naked and in the bathtub.

    (In which Tony does whatever the hell he wants, but it works out anyway).

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    09 Jul 2017