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    Keith is Altea High’s star athlete. And Lance, a wily reporter for the school newspaper, is crushing hard. The only problem? They’ve never actually met before. So when Lance decides to broadcast his long-hidden feelings in an explicitly romantic exposé, he ends up accidentally sparking a school-wide epidemic. Suddenly the entire student body is in on the drama, but are words truly enough to win over the school’s enigmatic heartthrob?

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    08 Oct 2019

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    “For god’s sake, Lance, will you please stop drawing cocks on your arm.”
    “Hey, no, we have a thing, me and dick face. I draw them a penis every morning and evening on the dot.”
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    Lance Mcclain is desperate to find his niche in the world, thought he might have when he discovered he had a soulmate. Only his soulmate seems to be a dick. Drowning under student loans and the crushing weight that is adult responsibility Lance tries to figure out where he stands in the grand scheme of the universe. He didn't realize everything would change with just a bellybutton piercing.

    AU where when you draw on your skin it shows up on your soulmate.

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    31 Aug 2019

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    When Keith gets bitten by a creepy beetle, Lance expects him to be angry. He doesn't expect Keith to become a celebrity with a massive crush on yours truly, and he definitely doesn't expect to have feelings about it, either.

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    03 Jul 2019

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    “I bet you you can,” he hums. “I bet you I could get you to fall in love before the end of the semester and write the best romance between two space explorers the world has ever seen.”

    Keith narrows his eyes. This is devious Lance. Lance with a plan. He’s not fond of this Lance.

    “Paladins,” Keith says. “And no.”

    “In fact,” Lance continues like Keith hadn’t said anything at all, “I’m the perfect person to be your guide to falling in love. They don’t call me Loverboy Lance for nothing!”

     

    Lance offering to be Keith’s wingman in his quest to fall in love before the end of the semester is a horrible idea. Keith tells his annoying new roommate so up front. But Lance insists, because Keith’s got a failed romance to fix in his novel, Voltron: Legendary Defenders, and Lance is just the guy to fix it. Don’t worry—this will totally end well.

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    03 May 2019

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    Keith thinks he can now handle most things that come his way: evil aliens, exploding warships, his own sharp teeth and space wolves. But then something new happens, something he never expected but should have anyway.

    Lance is in a relationship.

    And for some reason, Keith is distraught that the recipient of the blue paladin's affections aren't for, well, him.

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    15 Apr 2019