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    "CIA agent David Sears gets sent to extract and imprison shut-in and hacker extraordinaire Hal Emmerich for the trade of sensitive USA documents to the recently founded Republic of Zanzibarland. Something about his mark doesn’t allow him to pull the trigger, and all of a sudden Canada starts looking than a better option than mindless killing for a government he doesn’t believe in."

    Takes place Pre-Metal Gear 2 in 1999, featuring a young Dave and Hal. They're not quite as broken down as their older selves, but in a much less secure place in their lives.

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    This AU now has:

    * Two fanmixes:
    - http://8tracks.com/thelonebamf/run-from-their-company
    - http://8tracks.com/wanderinglynx/i-think-we-should-run

    * A whole lot of art:
    - http://141-point-12.tumblr.com/tagged/run-from-their-company

    * Archive of our CIA AU roleplay, written in prose.

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    In which Peter’s life blows by faster than he can keep track of, and being a superhero is really just about eating a lot and talking to your friends when you’re supposed to be working. All in all, Peter isn't sure how he and Deadpool ended up spending so much time together, but he’d say he’s pretty happy about it.

    Author’s Note: This story pulls mainly from the comic book Spider-Man and the latest Deadpool (2016) movie, but it’s really a grab bag retelling of these heroes’ stories. The Avengers are composed of all the original members from the 2012 film. I envision Peter as being bodied by Andrew Garfield, but he can be any Spidey you want.

    Strap in for the long haul, people.

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    26 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    There were some scars that didn't fade.

    Cable had left his mark upon Wade more than any other person. The memories of the pain were etched into Wade's mind, enough so that he found himself driven to crime once more, and it was up to Spider-Man to help him. There was one obstacle: how could he gain Wade's trust when he couldn't even trust Wade with his face?

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    20 Jun 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    Peter wasn’t sure how this had happened. In fact, he was considering that as the name of the memoir he would probably never write; "Not Sure How This Happened: The Peter Parker Story." This chapter would be titled “Peter and Deadpool investigate an explosion. No, I don’t think this will end well either.

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    13 Jun 2018

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    Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.

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    12 Jun 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    At age twenty everyone was located and taken to government facilities to be Tested. If you passed you were allowed over the wall. You had to be smart enough, pretty enough, and have a clean enough record.

    “My aunt says I can make it over.”

    “That's good, baby boy.” Deadpool cooed at him.

    “No, it's really not.” Peter said.

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    07 Jun 2018

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