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    Aziraphale keeps a list.

    Islington, caged beneath London (Check the locks upon leaving).
    Raguel, LA (be certain his rent is paid).
    Michael, Heaven, but adores Earth (keep away from bulls).
    Castiel, alternate universe (don't ever go to that horrid place).

    and, lately, Lucifer Morningstar, LA, who seems the sanest of the lot. It's all very confusing.

    Amenadiel, LA, is also on the list, but Aziraphale reported to Amenadiel in the Rebellion and, well, some things are too strange for him even to tolerate.

    Crowley's just tired of flying over the Atlantic. And turns out his boss? Well, he's kind of alright.

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    19 Jun 2019

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    I like my relationships skindeep. Just close enough to touch, no risk of real harm taken or inflicted. This one's different, though (it's a love story).

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    06 May 2019

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    Lucifer turns off his phone, locks the elevator, pours a glass of water and prepares himself for a night of respite from the façade of humanity, of reprieve from his mortal shell.

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    22 Apr 2019

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    Chloe scrambles upright, her human hindbrain gibbering in sheer panic as she struggles against the impulse to press her back against something solid and hold perfectly still like startled prey. It’s a creature that resembles anything familiar in only the barest terms in that it’s vaguely…person shaped.

    It shifts and cracks open like lava floes, charred and burning, its skin stretching into impossible proportions, limbs extending to unnatural lengths, caught somewhere between human and animal. Flames lick along its body, flaring out like the surface of the sun, but its face, if it can be called a face, is oddly familiar despite Chloe having no idea how to conceptualize it.

    Eyes that burn like embers, white and empty, and rows of razor edged teeth seem to appear and shift at random in a nauseating mishmash of features. It’s head is cradled by a great, heavy circlet, broken on one side, leaving jagged, horn-like points.

    “Let the Detective breathe,” it says and if it wasn’t scary enough, the sound of it speaking is enough to spike her adrenaline once more.

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    20 Apr 2019

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    "While I share your contempt for this situation in which we find ourselves, do not mistake it as apathy," he hissed through gritted teeth, dark eyes burning. "I hardly expect your disposition to sweeten, but I will be damned if I allow my future Empress to behave in a manner that reflects poorly on me and on the First Order!"

    "If you allow?" She wrenched her arm out of his viselike grasp, batting his hand away for good measure. "I don't belong to you. I don't belong to anyone."

    "That might have been the case back when you were a scavenger on that pitiful scrap heap of a planet, but now?" His sardonic gaze flickered over her silk robes and the jewels woven through her elaborate braids. "Now you are the Chume'da, and the Chume'da belongs to her people. Their fate is entirely in your hands. Should you cross the line, it is they who will suffer for it. Am I making myself clear?"

    "I hate you," she said bitterly.

    He sneered at her. "See? Already you are acclimatizing so well to married life."

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    22 Mar 2019

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