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    Being the Master of Death wasn't as great as it sounds. Shoved into an new world in his teenage body, Harry Potter was told to stop the bloody storm because it was creating too much work for Death to keep up with.

    Having no clue what that means, Harry Potter decides that retirement sounds like a great idea when suddenly a grey-haired witcher turns up on his doorstep.

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    08 Oct 2021

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    Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a cannon fodder character and eventual murder victim in one of the whodunnit arcs in Proud Immortal Demon Way. Things escalate quickly.

    Or: that one where young Luo Binghe’s career goal is ‘Bride’.

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    Shen Yuan shut his eyes as a young man waiting to die in a hospital and opened them again as a wrinkly infant covered in substances best left unimagined.

    [Welcome to the System! The System is based on the concept ‘YOU CAN YOU UP. NO CAN NO BB.’ We hope to provide you with a rewarding experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your adventure, you can achieve your desire to transform a ‘Stupid Novel’ into a high-end and impressive classic. We pray for your happiness,] a mechanical and inflectionless voice announced over the general hubbub of the group of women handling him. Then it added, somewhat more worryingly, [Error.]

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    02 Oct 2021

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    Vignettes of a universe where Death dumped post-Deathly Hallows and Master of Death Harry Potter at the Tempering Grounds for Gilgamesh to babysit, when Cor Leonis stumbles into the Trials.

    Cor is convinced that Harry is a Lucis Caelum (he's not entirely wrong). Harry just wants a peaceful retirement (initially in a Scottish villa, but he'll take what he can get). Neither of them get everything that they want, but somehow they both get what they need.

    (Cue the Found Family montage!)

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    02 Oct 2021

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    Most nights, Tsuna dreamed of Hell. It didn't matter that it had been years ago, or that Nana had taken him away from Karakura Town the very next day. The memories of blood, fire, bones, cages, molten lava, and thick, stinking smoke that burned his lungs with every breath hadn't faded even slightly.

    Reborn is expecting an idiot to train; an Iemitsu 2.0. Tsuna is nothing like he’s prepared for, and when the boy promises to burn Vongola to the ground if anyone tries to make him inherit, well, Reborn believes him. And that— that is a Problem.

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    29 Sep 2021

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    Given that I've had practice being a whole adult human being - theoretically, I should be able to handle crises with mental fortitude and resilience, make friends with relative ease, and feed myself regularly.

    In practice, there's a lot more nonsense that gets in the way; things like restrictive gender norms, swords, and political instability.

    ... barring swords, not much has changed.

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    26 Sep 2021

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