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  1. Summary

    No relationship is perfect. We will all make mistakes. But we'll fix them together. Because that's what a relationship is. It's a promise, an agreement between individuals that nobody will have to face their mistakes alone ever again.

    A collection of glimpses into the domestic lives of Wash, York and North.

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    Not all people are lucky enough to find someone they can truly call their soul mate. York just happens to have two. Both of them are dedicated. Both of the are willing to follow him across continents and through time. And both of them just happen to be supernatural beings. Did he mention that they've been competing for his love since the beginning of man?

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    After fleeing a terrible situation in NYC, Wash finds himself on a plane from Cincinnati, Ohio to Honolulu, Hawaii for his sister's wedding. The experience is life changing for an entirely unexpected reason.

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    David Washington, student of the University of Southern California and esteemed member of the Phi Theta Delta fraternity, meets Terrence "Sharkface" Xiao-Li, fellow student and member of his frat's biggest rivals, the Trojan Knights at a random sorority mixer. Romeo and Juliet has nothing on this. Prepare yourself for copious amounts of sex, feelings, pranks, parties, and all out frat boy shenanigans.

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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    It's May 18th.
    It's 2018.
    It's a few minutes to 9 PM.
    At precisely 9, according to his soulmate tattoo, Dean will meet his soulmate.

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    09 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Wash gets home from his last exam of the semester, but instead of being welcomed by his lovers, he comes home to a silent house.

    Cuddles fix everything though, right?

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    29 Dec 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Agent North Dakota likes to believe he's attentive of all his team mates, but the newbie Washington is difficult to read. He haunts his mind at all times, tormenting the sniper who finds himself craving the sweet, innocent newbie. Little does he know, Washington isn't all he seems.

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    16 Oct 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    Washington was a seventeen year old boy, still, the beanie he always wore pulled down around his ears, with wisps of hair poking out from under the edges. Hooded sweatshirt, baggy on his lanky, still growing frame. He’d be like that forever. He’d never grow older or age, he’d look the same as he did the day he died. Even more then hearing, it hurt to look at the ghost and be reminded of all the things that could have been, that should have been. But weren’t and couldn’t be.

    Crossposted from tumblr

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    24 Jan 2016

  5. Rec 9

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    “You can’t love me,” he says with a laugh and a tempting smile, “If you do,” he leans close and whispers into your ear, “you’ll die.”

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    23 Jan 2016