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    “I’m so proud of you, my nephew.” Uncle cups Zuko’s face in his lined hand. The gesture is so tender, his palm so warm, that Zuko has to take a fortifying breath against the sudden swell of emotion in his chest.

    “I want to be a good leader, Uncle,” Zuko says. “I want to look after my people.”

    “You will,” Uncle says. “You are, nephew.”

     

    In a new era of peace, Zuko works to be a very different Fire Lord than his forefathers. Based on this tumblr post.

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    Less than eighty years after Roku's death, the Avatar has returned to the Fire Nation, born to Prince Ozai. Everything seems poised for the Fire Nation to take over the world, except for a few minor details, namely that Ozai has unknowingly banished and alienated his son, the Avatar. A retelling of the events of A:tLA, in which Zuko is the Avatar, Azula is his twin, and Aang is still the last Airbender.

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    Accidents happen, right? But not usually for Tobirama. When an experiment goes awry, he is left taking care of Madara in a new furry form. As the small dog works his way into his heart, Tobirama finds himself reluctant to turn him back.

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  4. Rec 17

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    "So, look, the last thing I heard Marshal Leonis say was, this isn’t the first time we’ve had to submit a takedown notice for people making royal retainer lookalike porn. Lookalike porn of royal retainers that he doesn’t want Iggy to see…?” Prompto waits expectantly for Noctis to put it together.

    Noct’s eyes go wide. “Someone made lookalike porn of Iggy? He’d die if he knew that existed.” He grins, all slow and wicked, the one that always makes Prompto’s head feel fuzzy and his dick get hard. “Move over.”

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    Prompto discovers a porn parody video called Royal Advisor Nailed by Prince's Hot Shield, starring two guys who are supposed to be Ignis and Gladio, and gleefully shows it to Noctis. The description left out a few things, though -- namely, that it's a foursome.

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    Tobirama is dearly wishing he'd just sucked it up and slept in a tree. Until he isn't anymore

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