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    Sometimes you just gotta give him the tip.

    (AKA: Steve Rogers is cock hungry in the head, cock shy in the ass, and too proud for a reach around. Bucky Barnes has to game the system to get him to come and achieve the Perfect Afterglow.)

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    26 May 2018

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    "Do you want me to eat you?"

    “No, but—” Steve broke off his instinctive response. All his life, he’d believed in doing what was right… he was not about to stop now. Wincing at the prickling pain in his feet, he straightened up to his full height. “Yes. If it means you’ll leave this place.”

    "But you don’t look very filling." The tip of the dragon’s tail twitched. "I don’t suppose you’re a virgin?" he asked hopefully. "I’ve heard they taste better."

    Steve gritted his teeth and refused to answer. The dragon could very well find that out for himself. He stared at the dragon. The dragon stared back. Then the dragon got up, turned around, and went back into his cave.

    "Well? Come on, tribute."

     

    or, how Steve ends up working for a dragon with a very odd sense of humor

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    26 May 2018

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    “I really am sorry, dollface,” Bucky said, his eyes huge and stupid. “I’m just flapping my gums, you know what a chucklehead I am.”

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    25 May 2018

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    25 May 2018

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    The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

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    21 May 2018