thegirlthatisclumsy

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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    The words on his arm were crisp and clear, written in a rushed-looking scrawl like someone had taken a purple marker to Phil’s skin.

    So I take it that second honeymoon isn’t working out the way you’d hoped?

    Phil’s legs went out from under him and he sat down with a painful thud, all brain processes diverted to the task of staring at his arm and wondering—and wondering—

    Phil was waiting, was the thing. Not for sex—definitely not for that—but for romance, for a relationship. He knew that not every soulbond was sexual or romantic in nature, but most were, and he wanted that, wanted the kind of marriage his parents had, bound together in every possible way.
    And he was going to meet his soulmate on his second honeymoon?

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    06 Jan 2018

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    Shitty and Lardo make a five-year plan. And that plan comes with a further 18 year commitment.

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    21 Dec 2017

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    A soft and sweet story about a baker with a speech impediment who bakes his emotions into his creations. Everyone knows this and accepts it. Except newcomer to town Professor Harry Hart who is rather confused by it all. He does know that Percival is gorgeous and he rather wants to take the quiet man out and if he gains a stone from eating baked goods so be it. Far worse things have been done for love.

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    18 Dec 2017

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    Eggsy turned on the charm with the smile that he knew made Harry weak. “Come on. You like Merlin. Would it be that bad to spend a week with him on a yacht?”

    “I like Merlin. That doesn’t necessarily mean I want to pretend to be his husband.”

    Out of the corner of his eye, Eggsy saw Merlin flinch.

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    Merlin owns Kingsman games, a video game company that his whole pack works for. The group have decided their alpha needs a mate and force his grumpy hermit ass to go out and meet omegas at fancy parties and social occasions.
    So of course he finds his perfect mate in waiter Eggsy Unwin. Now he just has to convince the lad that it isn't a joke, that he really does want him for forever.

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    14 Sep 2017