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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    "What's your name?" It wasn't even a line. He was just pretty and Bucky wanted a name to go with that face. With that strong jawline. With those deep blue eyes.
     
    A little smirk, "Steve."

    Awww, Steve. He looked like a Steve.

    Bucky pursed his lips in a way he hoped was attractive, "You should buy me a drink."
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    College Student Bucky finds himself immediately attracted to Steve. He knows that Steve's a bit older than him, and that Steve himself is put off by the age difference. . . But that doesn't stop Bucky from wanting to climb him like a tree.

    AKA a Sugar Daddy AU that no one was asking for.

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    01 Jan 2019

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    Peter Hale has no time at all for adults, but he adores his little pack of five year olds, and they adore him in return.
    His classroom runs like a well oiled machine, and the last thing he needs is a student teacher throwing a spanner in the works.
    Which is too bad, because Principal Finstock insists he have one.
    Hopefully, this kid's not as useless as the last one.

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    23 Dec 2018

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    Bucky moaned into his pillow while fisting his cock, sweat beading along his brow as a broad toned back pierced through his dream. A flash of (were they blue?) eyes here, a glimpse of a broad shoulders there, that’s all his dreams were allowed these last few days. No solid face, just a brilliant smile that turned into red lips dipping down across the plains of his body. Hands gliding around his hips, long lashes brushing over high boned cheeks as the head bobbed along the thick outline of his hard...
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    Bucky is a tattoo artist by day and yoga instructor by night, Steve is in the army and needs a way to relax to get to sleep. Flirting and smut are bound to happen. Clint and Nat are good bros who also fall for each other.
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    Expect flirting, smut, fluff, and feels. All the freakin feels.

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    16 Dec 2018

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    Steve shook his head in disbelief. “So just because I knocked your coat on the floor and handed it back to you, now we both have to be legally married to a stranger forever?”

    “Well,” Bucky said, eyeing the ring box on the coffee table, “we don’t have to be strangers.”

    Bucky's a selkie. Steve's a clumsy human. They're married now. Oops.

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    09 Dec 2018

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    Thor is kidnapped right out from under their noses. When the rest of the team track him down, they find a little boy wrapped in a huge red cape. He’s got shaggy blond hair and big sky-blue eyes, and he says his name is “Four.” ("Thor?" “Yes, dat’s what I said.”). Steve tells him they are there to take him home and the kid asks for the “Secret code words”.

    Luckily Clint is a very good guesser. Now he finds himself the unexpected guardian of a traumatized, pint-sized god of Thunder who just wants his mother and father. Too bad they’re dead.

    It's the de-aged Thor fic you didn't know you needed in your life.

    (Archive warning applies starting in Chapter 5.)

    Hey-oh! Last chapter is finally here. COMPLEEEETE!

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    02 Dec 2018