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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    “You’re kind of a weird one, aren’t you?” 

    Bucky gasps, all mock-offense. “We’re rolling with the insults today, aren’t we?”

    Steve flushes again, shoulders tight. “Sorry. Just… Sorry.”

    Bucky’s expression softens, and he goes with his gut as he reaches a hand out, fingers grazing the back of Steve’s hand on the table. Steve’s skin is warm, just as Bucky thought it would be. “It’s okay. It’s actually kind of nice knowing you can match my level of asshole.”

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    Today, of all days, is the day Bucky is going to meet the love of his life. Imagine his surprise when it turns out to be Captain America.
    Or: The Adventures of Bucky Barnes, the Shitty Psychic.

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    03 Aug 2020

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    “Looking for assistance. I am a larger-than-average Omega, 5’10” and around 225lbs of mostly muscle. Often mistaken as an Alpha due to my build, and honestly I’m not sweet and gentle. Spent some time in combat, can hold my own and then some. Don’t come looking to dominate me. That being said, I’d like an Alpha bigger than me who *could* hold me down if I agreed to it. Don’t want someone I could break. I have frequent heats, and dealing with them alone is getting old.”

     

     

    When you're the most feared assassin in the international spy world, who happens to also be an Omega, it's not exactly easy to scrounge up a willing partner. After all, everyone assumes you're an Alpha based on your size and generally grumpy nature. The website is an online matching service that seemed doubtful to his skeptical mind, but all he's looking for is a cock to ride out his heats with instead of doing all the work himself. Should be simple enough, right?

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    26 Jul 2020

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    Steve is very rich and desperate to feel in control of his life again after a recent divorce has left him feeling bitter and lonely. When he keeps crossing paths with a disaster twenty-something, an unconventional solution presents itself. Steve's always been one for following his instincts.

    Bucky is very broke and can't seem to catch a break, especially after some asshole fires him for one fucking mistake. So of course, it follows that he should sign a contract agreeing to do everything and anything that same asshole wants for a whole year in exchange for a payout that could finally change his life for the better.

    AKA a fantasy BDSM romance featuring heavy mutual pining, feelings denial, and enough kink to blackout a bingo card. We know what we're about, son.

    We encourage everyone to read tags and notes. We want everyone to have a safe and happy reading experience! :)

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    25 Jul 2020

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    Bucky is a walking disaster when it comes to gorgeous men. He stumbles over words, says inane things and makes a bit of an idiot of himself. So when he sees the most glorious man in all existence helping a little old lady out at his local supermarket, he knows there is no way he can string a sentence together and look smooth (considering he's a train wreck in disguise). 

    Cue an impromptu photo opportunity with a well placed product, that in turn somehow begins a pun laden photo game as Bucky starts to bump into the breathtaking man on the regular while shopping. Who’d have thought so many mundane advertisements were so suggestive?

    So with a little help from his meddling best friend, a lot of misunderstandings and a crush the size of the Empire State Building, can Bucky find enough courage to ask out the man who hopefully, will 'melt in his mouth, not in his hand?'

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    22 Jul 2020

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    Steve's finally figured this whole Captain America thing out: He's got a place in Brooklyn, a couple of good friends, and a mild crush on the hot barista at his favorite coffee shop. So what if he never talks to the guy. It's not like he's actually lonely, right? Right.

    A short fic taking place from Nov. 30 - Dec. 25th, featuring an advent calendar, veteran!baker!Bucky Barnes, my attempt at fluff and gratuitous amounts of baked goods.

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    19 Jul 2020