thegirlthatisclumsy

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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    After he accidentally gets Malfoy pregnant on a drunken fuck at a club, Harry doesn't anticipate that it'd be just as easy to fall in love with him.

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    15 Aug 2018

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    Stiles finds himself locked in the highest room of the tallest tower, and he knows that when they come for him at dawn, it will still just be a room filled with straw.

    Until Peter messes everything up.

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    “Your doubt, while charming, is unwarranted. It can be done, and it will be done, but first we should come to an agreement, don’t you think?”

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    09 Aug 2018

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    Stiles is happy with his store, his hobbies, his friends. Peter's just trying to figure out how to raise his nieces and nephew without fucking them up too badly.

    Paths cross.

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    29 Jul 2018

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    Bob is seven and twenty-five.

     

    His first ever jump is somewhere he doesn't recognize. He's scared at first, because it's dark except for a shadow of light under the door, and he kind of squeaks when the door opens and a really tall guy with a huge bushy head of hair pokes in, squinting in the dark.

    He tries to duck so the guy won't see him, but instead the guy crouches low without touching him and says, "Hey, hey. It's going to be okay, I promise. C'mon, let's get you some clothes."

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    17 Jul 2018

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    "You can't be a werewolf and a witch!" Stiles says.

    "Why not?" Peter asks. He looks entirely too amused.

    "They're conflicting magics!" Stiles says. "It's impossible!"

    "And yet, here we are," Peter says.

    And...well, yeah. In the face of overwhelming evidence, Stiles' worldview is going to have to shift a bit. Werewolves can do magic, okay. Stiles also can do magic. Slightly more mind-boggling, but okay, he did levitate a cat after all. Said cat then led him through the woods to a magic werewolf's house. God.

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    Based on Mysenia's prompt where Stiles' familiar tries to find creative ways to introduce him to his magic.

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    11 Jul 2018