thegirlthatisclumsy

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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    Of course, the transfer kid gets mentioned because transfers are rare, but the news isn’t that exciting. In fact, according to Laura, no one even seems to know his first name. The only thing anyone has really figured out about him is that he’s American. And that’s not exactly hard because he obviously has an accent.

    The only thing Derek really knows is that, despite other reports, he seems quiet enough, prefers to work alone, and has the most amazing shade of amber eyes that Derek has ever seen.

    Not that he’s looking. Obviously.

    OR: A Harry Potter AU where Stiles is a Slytherin transfer student and Derek is the grumpy Gryffindor who falls in love with him.

    There are also potions, elves, and falcons involved. Oh, and illegal use of magic. Obviously.

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    23 Jun 2018

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    Derek's first duty as a new deputy is the early morning coffee run to The Leaky Carafe, and it's not long before he discovers that the quirky barista has a knack for making the perfect drink. Every time. Even before you order.

    But is it intuition, luck or magic that has all Stiles' customers leaving happy?

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    23 Jun 2018

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    At the end of a strained relationship, crime novelist Stiles chooses to hide from the world inside a bar with far too many motorcycles outside it for comfort. Here he'll meet the man of his dreams, eat food and propose marriage, all within the first five minutes.

    Peter doesn't know who this kid is, but he's cute and looks like he could use a break. So he feeds him. He's not expecting a marriage proposal, but with what comes after, he doesn't really mind.

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    20 Jun 2018

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    Everyone gets their Name on their twenty-first birthday. It isn't their own name either. It's the name of their Soulmate. When Peter Stark wakes up on his twenty-first birthday, he promptly freaks the fuck out.

    Peter's life would be a whole lot simpler if just about everything were different but mostly if his soulmate realized he was Peter's soulmate. Or something like that, right?

    This is Peter's side of "You Wear My Name Over Your Heart Like It's Invisible"

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    16 Jun 2018

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    This isn't the first time Stiles has woken up in a different world.
    This isn't the first time that Peter has been caught in a place where time doesn't exist.
    Except this time they have each other.

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    15 Jun 2018