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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Gordon wants to foster an injured headcrab. Barney wants nothing to do with it.

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    25 Dec 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    after a combine ambush, barney and gordon rest at an abandoned resistance hide-out. they end up doing more than resting.

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    26 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    a theoretical physicist and his best friend, a hivemind of dozens of security guards with the same face and voice

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    16 Oct 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    A new farmer moves to Pelican Town and Shane finds him very frustrating. But not as frustrating as how hard it is to stop eating the homemade meals he gives as gifts.

    Shane weight gain/chub/feederism fic. Chapters won't necessarily be a continuous arcing storyline but will still be in chronological order.

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    04 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    You strain to watch him. His eyes don’t leave yours as he reaches behind your ear and plucks free the half-burned cigarette you had stuck there just hours ago. He rolls it over his knuckles, waving those long fingers of his just inches in front of your face. Then he tucks it behind his thumb and expertly punches forward on your chestplate, revealing the lighter tucked inside.

    The gun slides deeper past your teeth. You pull your lips back into an ugly grin, letting your teeth show as you shove your tongue out from under the barrel. Some drool dribbles free as you lick at it, even cocking your head to get a better grip.

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    20 Sep 2020