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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Willamina of Haryse is forced into an arranged marriage without her knowledge, despite her father's promise that she would be able to choose her own husband in her own time. It seems the Yamani Isles' most influential General is in need of a wife to foil the political scheming of numerous Yamani aristocrats. Luckily Willa has Ilane of Mindelan and several friends to help as she makes a new home across the Emerald Ocean.

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    21 Aug 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    How Rickon Stark meets Shireen Baratheon.

    Kiss The Girl universe.

     

    Picset!

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    06 Jul 2020

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    There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.

    Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.

    So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?

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    11 Apr 2020

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    Whiskey would like it to be made abundantly clear, that he did not befriend Kent Parson on purpose

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    09 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    My ongoing GoT British-set Modern AU series!

    Arya is a rebellious 16-year old failing her GCSEs. The Head of Casterly Academy in South-West England decides to put her in a mentoring scheme with the dorkiest dork of them all, Podrick Payne. Jojen is her contemporary art-loving and perma-stoned best buddy setting his sights on seducing the headmaster's grandson, and Sandor is - in Arya's opinion - the world's worst school counsellor. Meanwhile, annoyingly perfect Sansa is banging her lecturer, which is entirely gross.

    Potential is a series of chronological mini-fics spanning 10+ years in the lives of a big GoT cast. It starts with Podrya but broadens rapidly to include SanSan as the main ship and many more besides, including crackships. An ensemble line-up including Arya, Sansa, Sandor, Jojen, Edd and Robin POVs. Fun, sweetness, a little angst here and there, getting a bit darker later on. Plus copious swearing, British-isms, modern art, philosophy, language, classical music, careers, babies and, so far, four weddings and a funeral.

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    07 Apr 2020