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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    “Don’t get possessed by a clown monster, Eds, it’s just not worth the cool shit you can do.”

    “There’s nothing cool about living in a sewer and being possessed by the thing that tried to eat you,” says Eddie.

    “Exactly,” says Richie.

    or: Richie saves Eddie, but dies in his stead. a month later, Eddie starts dreaming of Richie, and soon finds out that he's not quite dead yet—It's possessed him, but Richie's fighting back. he can't hold on forever, though, so the Losers, especially Eddie, race against the clock to save Richie from Its clutches. and in the meantime, Eddie has to wrestle with his feelings for his childhood best friend, awakened by Richie's last words.

    (alternately: Tam Lin, but gay and with a clown instead of fairies!)

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    14 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    12 Nov 2019

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    Eddie had been on grindr for all of two days and in that time he’d already seen more dicks than he had in the nearly forty years of his life. He’d gone methodically through his messages and blocked all the catfishes, the possible serial killers and the bores, and eventually settled on a promising ‘37. DTF. I'll make u a drink after’ (637 feet away).

    Or, sometimes your long-lost childhood crush is the anonymous hook-up you meet along the way.
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    10 Nov 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    “I mean, once you kill the beast that’s usually where the story ends, isn’t it? There’s not supposed to be some crazy… hundreds-of-people-brought-back-from-colonial-fucking-times bullshit, right?”

    “Well… in Jaws, they were fighting a shark,” Ben tries, and God, this guy is exactly as too fucking nice as he was when he was about a foot shorter and two feet wider, because he’s actually humoring Richie with this. “We were fighting something decidedly less… normal, so it makes sense that what follows might be a bit abnormal, too.”

    “A bit abnormal? You’re calling all this a bit abnormal, Haystack?”

    Or: Killing It doesn’t just kill It.

    Derry is now dealing with a new nightmare of the legal and logistical sort, Richie doesn’t want to look a gift turtle in the mouth, the Losers Club is better with kids than their parents ever were, and Eddie Kaspbrak is a mess. Not that that’s news to anyone.

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    09 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    "...but I can't say 'you're controlling and smothering and I need to never see you again if I'm ever going to grow a spine,'" Eddie said, avoiding Richie's eyes. "So I just skipped ahead to the part where I told her I was gay."

    Richie, who had been using one large and one small french fry to stage a dramatic reenactment of the dissolution of Eddie's marriage, froze.

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    07 Nov 2019

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