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  1. Summary

    So the goal is to write a story to all the 100 ways someone can say "I love you". Sterek Edition!

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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Connor woke RK900 up with a kiss and he may be regretting it (or maybe he's just really embarrassed the other android took a liking to him)

    edit: previously titled as "Elysian"
    now i think it will be a short "short one shots" collection? idk

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    20 Jun 2018

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    Derek is a single dad. Stiles is the college student who's been babysitting his daughter for the past three years. Smut ensues.

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    14 Jun 2018

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    It's a Wonderful Life AU in which Derek wishes he were never born, Stiles is angel who sets out to show him just how terrible that would be, and things turn out far better than anyone could've expected.

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    “Yeah,” he says, rolling his eyes. “You’re right, Stiles. Maybe it’d just be better if I was never born at all.”

    “Hmm,” Stiles says. “Huh.” He starts talking to the ceiling again, and Derek’s seriously beginning to wonder if this guy escaped from Eichen. “You think that would work? Hmm. Yeah, I getcha. Alright.” He looks back at Derek. “You’ve got your wish.”

    “What?”

    “You’ve never been born."

    “You’re crazy,” Derek huffs. “Absolutely out of your mind.”

    “The jury’s still out on that one,” Stiles says, shrugging. “But I suggest you take a quick look in the mirror.”

    Derek’s reluctant to look away from a potential hunter, but what he sees when he glances over is enough to make him full-on turn his back to the man. He staggers forward and grabs at the sink, using it to hold himself up.

    His eyes are glowing gold.

    Not red. Not even blue.

    Gold.

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    27 Apr 2018

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    It takes Stiles six months to track Derek down into a wooden cabin in the middle of nowhere. He doesn't plan on bumping into Scott while he's trying to coax Derek into coming back to Beacon Hills with him, but his brother seems to have a knack in always appearing in the most convenient of times, when all the hard stuff has already been done.

    Stiles thinks that, after all these years of Scott being on the road with Chris Argent, saving just-turned kids from other hunters, Scott should have had matured a lot since they've last seen each other. After a painfully slow trek through a blizzard and stumbling into Derek's cozy little den, Stiles realizes that maybe he's been holding a little too much hope over his brother's growth.

    At least Derek is amendable to hearing Stiles' request. Even if Stiles does so while smothering Scott with a pillow to keep his scathing comments to himself.

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    23 Apr 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Dirty, messy boys banging.

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    22 Apr 2018