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    "What the hell," Patrick says as he opens the door.

    Pete, with his pants down and an electric razor in hand, freezes, "I can explain."

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    "Hey, Mikey," Pete says. "Want to prank Patrick?"

    (In which Pete is an idiot, but it works out okay in the end.)

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    In which Harold is a problem solver and John gets spectacularly laid.

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    2,356
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    27
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    372
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    55
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    From a tumblr prompt: “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU

    Language:
    English
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    40
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    32
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    346
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    Figuring out who you are is hard enough without biology getting in the way.

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    3/3
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    18
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    42
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    Sometimes, Pete stealth-kneels.

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    7
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    152
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    4
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    2491
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    "Do you know what I get out of Domming someone?"

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    6
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    150
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    4
    Hits:
    2511
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    Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz 'verse ficlet: Patrick knows Pete can be good, but that doesn't mean he can't use a little help.

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    13
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    160
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    3
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    3066
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    Scenes from the life of Tricia Stump, geeky rock star.

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    English
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    5/?
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    20
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    87
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    21
    Hits:
    810
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    Take the most self-conscious, body-conscious, generally shy guy ever. Make him want to wear pretty undies and be looked at and told he was pretty, even as he believed down to his bones nobody would ever do that for him.

    Well, obviously he was mistaken. Lucky Pete, that all he had to do was show Patrick how wrong he was.

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    3/3
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    21
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    251
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    37
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    5539
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    This time, when they come home from tour, Patrick sticks around.

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    1/1
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    11
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    262
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1931
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    From a tumblr prompt: “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    735
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    Pete is a coot, Patrick is a nightingale.

    This is the only love story you will ever read that features the phrase "corkscrew penises". If you're lucky.

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    English
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    178
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    27
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    1579
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    AU where they're high school teachers. Pete teaches Civics and coaches soccer, Patrick teaches music and jumps to conclusions, and Principal Way does bonding exercises.

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    16
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    "It's for a video," Pete told Patrick earlier, and he wasn't lying. Much.

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    978
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    7
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    106
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1751
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    Travie's a tease, but Pete's not about to let his lead singer stay frustrated. Whether Patrick agrees with Pete on this remains to be seen.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    2883
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    In his interviews, Pete Wentz likes to joke about the soulmark. He went on a talk show once with his right wrist bared to show a temporary Care Bear tattoo. There was kind of a media uproar about it, which is the only reason Patrick knows this—he doesn't even follow media for musicians he likes. He's not going to do it for a pop-punk teen heartthrob who sold his soul to MTV.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
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    1714
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    293
    Hits:
    14906
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    “Oh, honey,” Jamia says. “You think I don’t know you? You’re like a puppy, you need someone to play with you or you start chewing the furniture and peeing on everything.”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1884
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    In Andy’s opinion, walking into the studio as soon as he felt the urge to plant a kiss on Patrick’s neck and doing just that serves as a decent declaration of intent.

    Language:
    English
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    320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    471
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    After the fifth shot, Pete crows, “Dare!” He all but throws himself in Patrick’s lap. “I dare you to accept your very first kiss.” (Or: Never play party games with Pete Wentz.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2706

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