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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    Ryan stops short in the doorway of his bedroom, banging his shoulder against the doorframe in his haste, because he’s too late. Shane’s kneeling in front of the bottom drawer of his bedside table, peering down at the contents, hand frozen in a hover like he’d been about to reach in. His face is a blank mask.

    “Ah. I keep the batteries in the top drawer. Not. Not the bottom one.”

    “Yes,” Shane says, cocking his head to the left in puzzlement, and then he pauses for a fraction of a second too long as he considers his words. “I can see that the batteries are not in the bottom drawer.”

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    05 Aug 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    The boys hunt some ghosts, make some impulsive choices, and try their best to sort out what it means to get to the heart of this thing.

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    30 Jul 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    “This is kind of surreal,” Shane says, taking a sip of his tea. It’s piping hot and delicious, except it tastes like hot chocolate and not like tea at all. “Sort of—Wonka-esque, right? Or Alice in Wonderland.”

    “If you’re aiming a shot over the bow about my height you can fucking forget about it,” Ryan says, watching with interest as Shane’s cup refills by itself. “But yeah, it’s surreal. Literally, because dreams aren’t real.”

    Shane’s unsettled by the comment. It sets alarm bells ringing in his head but he doesn’t know why. He just wasn’t expecting Dream Ryan to be so, well—so on the nose.

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    Or, the one where Shane and Ryan have some really weird dreams and perhaps, eventually, some sex.

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    22 Jul 2018

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    “I know you’re sitting over there, probably like, ‘oh, Ryan’s such an idiot, he’s afraid of ghosts but not serial killers.’”

    “I’m thinking your sense of self-preservation is a sham. You absolutely seek out things that you believe are a danger to your person.”

    “And you're so incredibly invested in my person?”

    “I am! I enjoy your person. I would like it not to be carved up and put on a Christmas display.”

    Ryan laughs, and Shane can’t begin to fathom how that’s even remotely funny.

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    Ryan wants to investigate a case that's just a little too recent for Shane's tastes.

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    25 Jun 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    Sometimes he wonders what Shane would say if he asked him about his dreams, but Ryan couldn’t see the point in inviting more disappointment in. Of course Shane has dreams. He’s normal. Unlike Ryan.
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    Shane is anything but normal. If Shane had to describe himself in three words he would most likely choose the following: really fucking chill. Okay, so maybe there's a ton of other words that would describe him, but he knows that “normal” is not one of them.

     

    soulmate au, demon!shane au

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