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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    They're not… dating, or boyfriends, or in love, or any of these things. Ryan's pretty sure on that front.

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    19 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    He’s used to Cari and Lucy being close: roughhousing, chasing each other, curling up together when he and Ryan meet for movie nights, but he’s never – he’s never touched her. He’s never gotten close.

    It’s just not something you do. With anyone. Not unless you have permission, anyway, and even then, it’s a big fucking deal, a private thing.

    He can’t even imagine someone else laying their hands on Lucy, seeing her coiling around their fingers, her scales slipping over their skin. Or at least he couldn’t, not until he woke up to see Ryan’s daemon cuddled up to his fucking chest.

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    11 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    After a strange ghostly encounter, Ryan and Shane begin sharing visions via a telepathic bond. AKA: the In Your Eyes AU that no one asked for.

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    22 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    “I have a theory that you’re the best here at giving head.”

    Shane misses his mouth with his drink, and absolutely does not notice.

    “You have?”

    “Out of everyone here, yeah. Theoretically. In my opinion. That’s the game,” Ryan replies, and Shane can’t tell if Ryan’s actually desperately trying to keep his cool and succeeding, or he’s just drunk enough that he doesn’t care that he’s just said that. “You just have that vibe.”

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    20 Dec 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 76

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    In hindsight, Shane is too old to have thought that friends with benefits was something that the two of them would be able to pull off. He’s had friends with benefits before that worked beautifully, but they were not with people whose jobs were tied up in his own, whose friendships were as closely interwoven into Shane’s everyday life as Ryan’s is. He’d thought these were the very things that could keep it from getting weird, because they were such good buddies, Ryan would be solidly cemented as his pal that nothing could shift him.

    This was a miscalculation, on Shane’s part.

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    OR: Lots of friends sleep together casually without it getting weird. Surely Ryan and Shane can, too.

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    13 Dec 2018

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