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    IDK, porn and stuff.

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    All Derek wanted was for the woman to leave him alone and ring up his groceries. How that led to her thinking Stiles is his boyfriend is something he blames on Stiles and his inability to stay out of trouble for five minutes.

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    30 May 2016

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    “Scott told me you think your roommate is one of us,” Derek says when Stiles picks up, instead of ‘hello, Stiles’ or ‘how are you, Stiles’ or ‘how is the scary world of university treating you, Stiles’ like a normal person.

    “Yeah,” Stiles says. “It’s so great to hear your voice, Derek. I’ve missed you so much. Nothing is the same without you.”

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    In which Stiles is baffling and Derek is determined to get to the bottom of it.

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    “Yeah, he’ll be fine,” Derek says evenly, hoping Scott is too freaked out to sense that it’s at least two-thirds of a lie because Derek probably knows what this is and Stiles is probably going to be just fine, but poking purple mushrooms with sticks has consequences, dammit.

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    drunktuesdays: what am I going to NAME it?
    drlense: "Knot's Entertainment?"
    drlense: "Knot's Landing?"
    drlense: "Short attention span but a really stretched out Anus?"
    drlense: "My boyfriend does Knot pay attention?"

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