So... I didn't know I even had a profile on this thing. Guess I'd better use it, huh? I have the same username on LJ, Twitter, and Tumblr, but I still primarily use LJ. Feel free to friend me on any of those, but please don't be offended if I don't add you back, particularly on Tumblr -- I can't keep up with the damn thing as it is.
General Disclaimer: I do not own any of the fictional characters mentioned (unless they are specifically designated as OCs) and I am receiving no money for writing these. In the case of real person fic, I do not know any of the people mentioned and no offense is meant. It’s all written out of love.
Warning: Many of these stories contain Adult Content, which is generally ratings code for sex. If you are not of age in your country of residence, I cannot be held responsible for melted brains and/or scarring of the eyeball. More specific warnings accompany each fic.
Transformative Works Policy: Fancy way of saying you have my enthusiastic permission to make podfic, translations, or art of any of my fics as long as you a) attribute the original work to me (duh); and b) drop me a line to let me know when/where you've posted it!