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    Being trapped in a horrible world where some things are like home, and some things are terrifyingly not, is bad enough. But when it becomes clear that the people here come in pairs - and unpaired people are a threat - Steve and Tony are forced to pretend that they're a pair too, if they ever want to make it home alive.

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    For the prompt in the kink_meme: "Charles keeps 'dying'. Well, at least in the comics he does. The amount of times he ends up nearly or actually dead in the arms of a desperate Erik is ridiculous. I´d love a crack-ish fic in which this has happened so many times that nobody cares anymore, and while the two of them are all like "It´s too late for me, Erik... Goodbye... Give humans a chance..." "NOOOO, I WON´T LET YOU DIE! D:", everybody else is catching up with people from the other team, playing games or feeling extremely bored."

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    17 Aug 2018

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    Zombie Tony is still an affectionate creature, and he needs hugs. But who is strong stomached enough to give him one?

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    10 Aug 2018

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    Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.

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    10 Aug 2018

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    Absence makes the heart grow fonder…too bad that isn’t true for everyone.

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    08 Aug 2018