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    The Holmeses are the last of the dragons. Sherlock finds himself collecting John Watson.

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    09 Nov 2018

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    There’s a legend in Mansewood, nearly as old as the town itself, about a pack of werewolves that once lived in the forest. They say only one survives; a monstrous and snarling beast with fur like a blizzard and fangs the size of daggers. They say it guards the lands and all creatures in it, and no hunter has faced it and lived to tell the tale.

    Steve doesn’t care about any of that. He only wants to know if it prefers T-Bone or ribeye, and would it please stop tracking dirt through his house? He just mopped the floor.

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    09 Nov 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    There comes a point where Steve can go absolutely no longer without his morning cup of coffee and he has to admit defeat, apologize to his coffee pot and go find the nearest coffee shop.

    It’s when he’s halfway through his triple shot, almond milk, caramel mocha with no whip that he finds it on the bulletin board.

    ‘Need a witch’s services?’ is written across the top of a piece of printer paper in large letters, followed by ‘Call Brooklyn’s Best Bitches for all your witchy needs! We provide spells, amulets, potions, mild jinxes, exorcisms, stitch witchery, recipes to capture a lovers attentions (NO LOVE SPELLS!) and can even take care of your plants! Enquire today for all your magical needs.’

     

    In which Steve's coffee pot is haunted and he needs to get a little help from magic to fix it.

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    08 Nov 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Most people would not expect Steve and Bucky to be together, and really, who could blame them?
    A scrappy, little punk with health issues, and the ‘tall, dark, and broody’ kind of man with a mysterious past…? Not your usual couple.
    But that didn’t mean that they wouldn’t lit the bloody world on fire for each other.

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    Five Times Bucky was being protective of Steve, and one time Steve returned the favour

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    07 Nov 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    "James has a secret"
    That's how it started. Tony is not sure he actually wanted to know how it ended.

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    The Winter Soldier was:
    - Incredibly deadly
    - Incredibly grumpy (especially in the morning when he hadn’t had his coffee yet)
    - Skilled in ways Tony couldn’t even imagine
    - Very private and secretive
    - In general, a Very Terrifying Person

    The Winter Soldier was not:
    - Flirty
    - Cute and/or adorable (seriously what the hell?)
    - An absolute motherhen
    - A romantic sap
    - A blushing, stuttering mess that was unable to string two words together

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    07 Nov 2018