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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    There was absolutely no way Dirk would voluntarily go to Priest, even if it meant the agent might show him some small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    13 Apr 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    ... Or 4 times the universe cockblocked Todd and Dirk and 1 when it didn't.

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    09 Mar 2018

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

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    Dirk and Todd go to London.

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    21 May 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    A series of fragments detailing Dirk and Todd's return to normalcy - except, for Dirk and Todd, that never existed, so things develop in ways that are unexpected, but certainly not unwelcome.

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    16 Mar 2017

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