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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    But there was absolutely no way he would voluntarily go to the agent — not even in the hope of receing a small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    13 Apr 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    ... Or 4 times the universe cockblocked Todd and Dirk and 1 when it didn't.

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    09 Mar 2018

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

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    Dirk and Todd go to London.

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    21 May 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    A series of fragments detailing Dirk and Todd's return to normalcy - except, for Dirk and Todd, that never existed, so things develop in ways that are unexpected, but certainly not unwelcome.

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    16 Mar 2017

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