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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    Camelot is on the Brink of Peril. Again.
    Merlin attempts to save it. Again. After all, all that's needed is for a virgin to bleed a little. No big Deal, right?
    Not that Arthur is going to allow so much as one /drop/ of Merlin's blood to spill! Not to mention, Merlin? /His/ Merlin? A Virgin? What is this nonsense even! And why does it keep... bugging him. The whole Merlin's Virginity Thing?

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    Merlin is Tired, Arthur is Confuzzled and Virgin does not Equal Virgin, as it turns out.

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    11 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    "So you don't know a lot about women." Arthur stands, strides over to his bed and flops ungracefully onto the mattress. "But you do know lots about men. Well I'm a man. Show me."  

    Merlin's definitely hallucinating. There'd been something in the wine because this was impossible. Arthur waiting for him to come to his bed and fool around with him. 

    He doesn't move from his spot on the floor. He only peers curiously at Arthur from beneath his heavy eyelids. "How will that help you know how to bed your wife?" 

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    23 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Surely there must be quite a few young ladies hoping you will take up a spot on their dance card tonight?” Arthur continued.

    “I hardly believe anyone is hoping for a dance with me.”

    “Oh, you’d be surprised.” Arthur replied. He tilted his head again, his eyes were soft. Merlin’s heart nearly skipped a beat before the Pendragon straightened up.

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    Merlin falls for Arthur in a (probably very inaccurate) regency AU, including balls, garden parties, courting, dancing and kissing up against a bookshelf.

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    08 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Arthur Pendragon and Merlin were literally from two different worlds. One is a prince from a great kingdom and the other a common farm boy from the next kingdom over. These two should have never met.

    But that was before they realized their parents were once friends and arranged the two of them to marry when they reached adulthood. That was before Uther turned on magic and Hunith went on the run with her infant son.

    Now almost twenty years have passed and these two boys have grown into men. Camelot knights have found Hunith and come to collect her son.

    Will Merlin survive this new world he has been thrusted into? A peasant among royals, a sorcerer among those that would have him killed if they found out. Can Merlin even begin to hope for happiness when the prince he is forced to marry wants nothing to do with him?

    Follows canon but with my own arranged marriage spin to it

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    02 Sep 2021

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    Arthur has always had distant dreams of leaving Camelot. They were never more than a wistful fantasy, at least once he grew up.

    Finding out about Merlin’s magic changes everything though, and not only because Arthur would do more to keep Merlin safe than he cares to admit. What follows are secrets upon secrets, allowing the dreams to slip back in as all his father’s lies unravel around him. Slowly but surely, Camelot feels less like a home and more like a gilded cage, and Arthur isn’t so certain anymore whether he’s the right person to carry this legacy. If he even wants to.

    One final secret, one opportunity, and suddenly the dreams aren’t mere dreams anymore. Merlin wouldn’t be Merlin if he didn’t follow wherever Arthur goes, and as they try to outrun Uther’s manhunt for them, they have to learn to live a life that’s about more than duty, other’s expectations, and a destiny that has never once cared for them.

    Or: Arthur long since expected that one day, he might have to flee Camelot with Merlin. He just never thought that he would be the reason.

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    20 Aug 2021

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