telm_393

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  1. Summary

    The Seven (plus Emma) live on the fourth floor of an apartment building. Josh is the newest addition, but he’s very quickly becoming a part of their ragtag family.

    Stay tuned for found family shenanigans, some will-they-or-won’t they antics, classic sitcom tropes subverted, deconstructed, and played gloriously straight, earnest lessons about the power of friendship, and actually some really sad parts, because between them there are enough dark pasts to make a black hole.

    In other words, it’s a sitcom, guys.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    There were days in his shitty life that he just wanted, no needed to forget. To his dismay, the tenth of May was an insidious curse that he could never be rid of. Tenth of May was his birthday and every passing year just made him wish that he hadn’t been born.

    A little fic in which John’s past comes back to haunt him. Will Zari be able to help him navigate his way out of the dark?

    For HellStar Week - Day 2: AUs.

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    08 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Why’re you alway so bloody quick to assume I did something?” John says, whining a little as he bleeds sluggishly into the sink.

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    17 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Chas tries to make dessert. John attempts to help Chas. Neither are entirely successful.

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    13 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    It’s 1:47 in the morning and Zari is staring at a disheveled blond man in a trench coat sprawled on the designer couch in the middle of her otherwise immaculate living room.

    His dirty boots are propped on her sleek, modern coffee table. The whiskey on his breath is warring with the lavender-scented diffusers tucked discreetly on a wall shelf.

    And he’s smoking, of all things.

    Zari clutches her silk robe closer around her chest and narrows her eyes.

    “What exactly do you think you’re doing?”

    He exhales, a long stream of smoke twisting and curling as it rises toward her vaulted ceiling.

    “Proving just how much you need me, love.”

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    An AU wherein Zari is a celebrity being stalked by a demonic entity and John offers his services as an infernal bodyguard.

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    07 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    John is stranded in a warehouse district with no phone, no sleep, and no Chas. By the end of the night he'll have all but one.

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    26 Jul 2020