telm_393

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  1. Summary

    The Seven (plus Emma) live on the fourth floor of an apartment building. Josh is the newest addition, but he’s very quickly becoming a part of their ragtag family.

    Stay tuned for found family shenanigans, some will-they-or-won’t they antics, classic sitcom tropes subverted, deconstructed, and played gloriously straight, earnest lessons about the power of friendship, and actually some really sad parts, because between them there are enough dark pasts to make a black hole.

    In other words, it’s a sitcom, guys.

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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    “Oi, Coach Kent, is it true you and Keeley are splitting up?”

    Roy didn’t bother to stop. “Yeah, and I’m really broken up about it so I’d appreciate you never bringing it up again.”

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    19 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    In which Roy Kent gets embarrassed at yoga, and eventually, some of the most important women in his life get to meet.

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    24 Aug 2021

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    Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.

    Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.

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    23 Aug 2021

  4. Rec 1

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    Ted bumps into Rebecca and John on a date, and they accidentally hit it off a little too well. Ted and John, I'm talking about.

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    01 Aug 2021

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    “Howdy!” Ted says brightly when Keeley answers the door, and despite how much he hates that word, Roy feels his shoulders drop just a fraction. Ted’s enthusiasm may be a bit much for him at 9am, but Roy knows if anyone can unfuck this particular quagmire, it’s Ted.

    Of course, that’s not how Ted puts it, crossing the threshold with a paper bag full of what smells like fresh pastries, balancing three coffees in a tray on his arm.

    “Heard y’all got yourselves in a bit of a pickle.”

    “It’s about the auction,” Keeley says, ushering him to the table while Roy waits a grand total of three seconds before reaching for the bag of sweets. There’s even a scone in there, the wanker.

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    27 Jul 2021