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    Ash comes home to find a drunk Eiji, happily drinking with his gang.
    Everyone knows alcohol loosens tongues, but what happen when you don’t have any secret to keep?
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    Takes place somewhere in episode 17 of the anime.

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    05 Sep 2021

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    Plagued with bad luck and misfortune since the day he was born, Megumi's life takes a twist when a strange man walks into the convenience store he works at during his shift.

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    04 Sep 2021

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    The convergence of a deity's unfeeling heart and a human boy's soul - spanning lifetimes - that all begin the same: "Can I call you Megumi?"

    He is a divine being, a deity. He is incapable of feeling, and he is nameless. Throughout his existence, he has witnessed the rise and fall of civilisations. His divinity has watched over the soil since the beginning of time. He has blessed the earth, he has brought disaster. He is the one constant that doesn’t change in the universe.

    “Satoru, you have been the one constant in my universe.”

    Megumi is a divine being that learns just what it is that makes humans so… human.
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    04 Sep 2021

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    Despite the indifferent facade, Fushiguro Megumi was surprisingly stubborn. He rarely strays from his black and white vision. What’s good is good and what’s bad is bad.

    He acquiesced to his instincts’ need for smooth and soft sheets, but he will not budge for anything more. His thoughts and actions are his own, no baser instict will dictate how he acts or performs.

    Especially if his omega is suddenly fixated on a certain, insufferable man.

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    29 Aug 2021

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    Gojo has experienced various afflictions the world has to offer.
    Yet, he never thought that he, the Gojo Satoru, would be robbed like this.
    Robbed so heavily it leaves a bitter, pungent taste on his tongue. Hot, searing rage flowing through his vein as his alpha counterpart howls for blood, in absolute refusal to accept the situation.
    No one supposed to touch Megumi.
    Megumi is his. Only his.
    It should’ve ended on that note.

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    27 Aug 2021