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  1. Summary

    A zookeeper-AU.

    I think it started as a short romance, how Legolas & Gimli got together, story. Only it kind of - grew a bit, and some minor characters started talking....

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    Series spanning (so far) the time from the marriage of Thranduil, and the fall of Eregion to the Early Fourth Age. Began as pure Gimli/Legolas, but has grown to include other characters and their stories.

    Now continues into the Fourth Age, up until approximately the year 2000.

    Very weird elves, with their non-human culture.

    Ordered by chronology to the characters, rather than date written. Some stories overlap time-periods, but are from different viewpoints, or written with different ratings.

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    Modern or semi-modern AU.

    Two strands really - the song-fic-titled stories are (often) Legolas/Gimli centric, though not always, and take place now-ish, in a modern world where elves, men, dwarves, hobbits all co-exist. The -Glory titled stories are Glorfindel or Glorfindel/Erestor centric, and usually (no promises) involve a daring exploit (or two) as told by Our Hero, and perhaps some other stuff, as told by his listeners. Set in the same universe, they should all link up.

    Not written in chronological order, either of events, or the telling of events, though I will try to order the series so that it can be read through and make sense.

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  4. Summary

    About ten years too late to this fandom, but i love the characters so much......pre-canon, canon-time & post-canon.
    I'd like to think you don't need to know the canon that well, (or at all?) to enjoy it. Better still, go & watch. It's worth it.

    Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol - i heard this song & it crystallised everything i saw in these two.

    We'll do it all Everything On our own
    We don't need Anything Or anyone
    If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
    I don't quite know How to say How I feel
    Those three words Are said too much They're not enough
    If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
    Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life
    Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads
    If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

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    The Fourth Age, as experienced by Three Royal Houses of Elves. Series begins in the Third Age, because things happen, initial conditions are set.
    Interlinked with Rising-verse.

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    Lindir accidentally sees two of the Dwarves having sex when they visit Rivendell.
    Having only been exposed to gentle, affectionate sex before, he is unprepared for how rough it is, and how erotic he finds that.
    Luckily, Istion is a bit of an expert at rough sex.

    (Jed Brophy played an Elf in ROTK. He's very pretty as an Elf. I want to write him having sex.)

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    08 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Not all pictures reveal the truth.

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    26 Jul 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    Sirius Black was dosed with several truth potions over the course of his life. Each of them changed him, and one changed everything.

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    01 Nov 2017

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    Nobody warned Sirius how awkward coming back from the dead could be.

    In exchange for saving him, Hermione gave Sirius only one instruction: “We can’t interfere,” she insisted. “If anyone finds out you’re alive before the right time it will ruin everything.” Too bad that Sirius Black was never very good at respecting rules.

    Of course, if he had followed the rules, he wouldn't have discovered that Remus Lupin has apparently taken his death rather badly.

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    16 Jun 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    This was written for the R/S Kink 2013 challenge. The prompt was: remus / sirius sexy skype call while one is on a mission for the order [this is obviously a modern au] i dont care who gets naked but it’s gotta happen

    So here you have it: An AU set during the summer/autumn of 2013 – which here is the summer after OotP. Oh, and Sirius definitely survived the battle at the Ministry.

    Rated M for excessively naughty language, irresponsible use of alcoholic beverages, and lots of smut.

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    23 Apr 2017