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    Basically just a bunch of kinks rolled into a merman AU. Pretty much always going to be a mind the tags situation but I promise no head eating or bad, bad, bAD ends. Aiming for main couples of Koliveith and Uliro with some cross ship interactions too. Species are as follows:

    Seahorse Keith
    Octopus Kolivan
    Nurse Shark Ulaz
    Human Shiro

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    Extensions and one shots off of the main story, "One Dick Two Dick Red Dick Blue Dick", an Sklance Omegaverse heat and get together fic.

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    Keith is raised with his mother's people and the universe adjusts accordingly.

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    10 Jan 2019

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    Keith gets the dog of his dreams. Shiro meets the boy of his. It goes (less than) amazing.

    He could leave. He could disappear and then meet Keith by chance on the street, start over—and leave Keith dogless and heartbroken in the interim. Or, he could come clean and hope for the best.

    Both options, he realizes, smiling bleakly at his warped reflection on the back of the peanut butter spoon, are abysmal.

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    06 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    "Nothing makes Keith more miserable than winter weather and Shiro well knows that, yet he still takes him along on a mission that leads the two all the way into the mountains, where snow is as permanent an occurrence as sand is in the desert Keith grew up in. Shiro has given Keith his blanket to use as a second cloak but he’s still freezing, his horse trailing behind Shiro’s black stallion as they climb the path along the Balmera’s Spine.

    “The pass should be a quintant’s journey from here,” Shiro says cheerfully as he notices a landmark stone Keith would have missed without him since it’s just a boulder like any other, the markings almost faded in the unforgiving conditions.

    “It better be,” Keith mutters, wrapping the warm blanket tighter around himself and nuzzling a little into its wool, Shiro’s scent still lingering on it."
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    A Sheith Secret Santa gift to Tei ♥ Hope you enjoy & have wonderful holidays!

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    24 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    In which camboy!Shiro discovers that his co-worker, Keith watches his videos.

    Now they're raid partners on the MMORPG Legendary Defender.

    Wait. What?

    Office worker AU, Camboy Shiro AU, Keith is Oblivious and Shiro is Pining and Grinding

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    30 Jun 2018

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    Bovids: a subspecies that sprang up from extraterrestrial meddling with humanity’s genes. Modeled after Earth’s cows, a solution to widespread famine due to their ability to produce milk.

    Many are content to find a home on ranches or with owners, their genetic predisposition towards a need to be spoiled, cared for, and owned meshing well with the entrepreneurs who are willing to stable, milk, and breed them. Not slavery—happy bovids provide milk—but certainly rote and predictable.

    Shiro doesn’t want that life. Ever since he was a child, he dreamt of flying, of touching the stars. And though he might be the Galaxy Garrison’s first bovid student, he’s already proven to be the best pilot in its history.

    But instincts aren’t quashed so easily. Though Shiro has no desire to drop out and sign on to a life of dull, if pleasurable, servitude, a bovid still has... needs.

    He’s not as subtle at hiding it as he thinks, either. His best friend, Keith, might be awkward, but he isn’t blind. Luckily for Shiro, he is practical, so when Keith offers to help him with a few… problems, Shiro figures there shouldn’t really be any issues.

    But Shiro’s always been one for defying expectations—including his own.

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    12 Jun 2018

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