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    Harry and Ron being intimate.

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    Representation in the form of one Steven Grant Rogers

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    This is a transcript of an unaired episode of Queer Eye season four.

    The tapes are lost. The crew have no recollection of working on this episode. This is the only record of the events of that missing week.

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    29 Apr 2020

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  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Crowley has a question for his angel.

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    28 Apr 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    you're second hand smoke, second hand smoke
    i breathe you in, but, honey, i don't know what you're doing to me
    mon chéri

    the year is 1990, and anthony crowley is looking for a church in london that might be tolerable. the one he winds up attending isn't exactly such, but he decides to stick around for one reason. said reason happens to own a bookshop that crowley begins to frequent, much to the surprise and delight of anathema device and newton pulsifer, who seem quite convinced that crowley could use something else to focus on besides gardening, their campaigns, and visits to tadfield.

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    28 Apr 2020

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  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    The "information technology professional coworkers" human Ineffable Husbands AU which... someone needed, possibly. Aziraphale is very fat and very pretty, Crowley is a lovestruck disaster, and your author is an IT professional who has seen a lot in a surprisingly short amount of time. Multi-chapter, updates some Mondays and/or Thursdays.

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  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    “Crowley,” Aziraphale said sharply, knocking him out of his thoughts. One hand trailed under his chin, tilting the demon's face up. “You think I don't love you?”

    “I know you don't,” Crowley said, still looking away. “I mean, I know you love me, but you're an angel. You love everything. It's platonic love. Affection. Friendship. You're not in love with me.”

    Aziraphale hummed thoughtfully. “No, not in the same way you are, I think.”

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    23 Apr 2020