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There are thousands of things that go bump in the night, that prey on the vulnerable and weak. Yet there is only one Slayer, the "Chosen One" by fate or blood or some other ancient mechanism. But the weight of the world was the sweet sixteen gift from hell, literally, in Eren's opinion. Sometimes, it would just be nice not to be responsible for saving humanity from total annihilation for at least one night. Maybe go on a proper date...
Then there's this mysterious new Alpha in town... And he's never met an Alpha before, especially not one quite as legendary as Levi. There's just something about him.
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Renovate My Heart by teapotscandal, XanderB
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
22 Jan 2022
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"I'm sorry. Do I smell like paint fumes?" Eren asked, batting his green eyes innocently, but with a cheeky smile, knowing exactly what the problem was.
Levi slanted his gaze to his passenger, his right hand lazily draped over the steering wheel, leaning on his left along the open window. "No. You smell good to be honest. I just don't want to order wood with wood if you catch my drift," he replied with a half smirk before his silvery gaze shifted back to the road.
Levi Ackerman is an Alpha and a contractor with commitment issues. Eren Jäeger is an unbonded and infertile Omega who has just moved to a new town and bought a new house. He hires Levi to landscape his yard and both are immediately struck with intense and potent attraction, highly compatible in ways neither of them have ever experienced before. Levi's not like other Alphas Eren's been involved with and Eren makes Levi feel in ways he shouldn't. What happens when casual becomes complicated and lust evolves into so much more? Follow them as they redefine what it means to fall in love and learn what it really means to be bonded.
Disclaimer: We don't own Shingeki no Kyojin or its characters.
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To Rule the North by teapotscandal, XanderB
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
20 Jan 2022
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To ease tension and promote trade between two kingdoms, Prince Levi, heir to the North, is forced to spend time with the insufferable brat that is Eren Jaeger, the Sourthern Prince. No matter their Queen Mothers' meddling, the two continuously clash until the unexpected happens.
Eren presents as an Omega and he grew up beautiful.
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Molon Labe by snakemittens, teapotscandal
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Jul 2021
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In the aftermath of the Spartan invasion of Athens, the ancient city is in ruins and its people enslaved. This is where Alpha Katsuki Bakugo meets a sweet smelling Athenian Omega who has spent a lifetime only catching glimpses of the world from his window.
Now with cover art by Kyzu
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Luck of the Irish by teapotscandal, XanderB
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
08 May 2021
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"You have five minutes; if I find what you have to say interesting enough, I may choose to give you more of my time. Your time starts," he paused, still completely still, black fedora still obscuring his face, the shifting of the toothpick in his mouth the only sign that he was speaking at all, "Now."
Slicking back his hair, and shaking out his grey suit, the young man took a moment to fix his appearance and throw the guards a smug look of victory. Most of the men left, shutting the door behind them, but two stayed, flanking the entry, all movements done without a word of command from the man seated behind the desk.
Walking to the center of the room, his feet graced the plush expensive carpet before the Irishman’s desk, the boy introduced himself, "My name is Eren Jaeger, and I have a proposition for you from the Bodt family."
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The Lion & the Lady by Hope4thehopeless
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
04 Apr 2022
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In the eerie ruins of Harrenhal, Lord Tywin Lannister has plotted a way to ensure that his legacy lives on. While the open rebellion rages on and a second king, madder than Aerys Targaryen sits on the Iron Throne, Lord Lannister has devised a plot to swiftly decimate the rebellion, secure peace for the Seven Kingdoms, and fulfill his desires for the Legacy of the House Lannister. All the Great Lion of Casterly Rock must do is return to King's Landing and marry the Young Wolf's only heir, his twin sister, Lady Sansa Stark.
With the walls closing in around her, Lady Sansa Stark knows that her options are limited. When Margaery Tyrell, the Rose of Highgarden, comes to court and convinces King Joffrey to set their betrothal aside, Sansa is overjoyed to be freed from such a brutal man. King's Landing, however, is never safe. Freed from one marriage plot, Sansa finds herself unexpectedly in the lion's den with little experience of how to win the game of thrones. Has she traded one hell for another or has she been given the most precious gift in the world: the ability to play the game of thrones without the shadows to constrain her?
What if Tywin Lannister married Sansa Stark instead of Tyrion Lannister?
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Hold On To Your Heart by lyannas (crossfirehurricane)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
27 Nov 2019
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Rhaegar Targaryen and his siblings have conquered the North with fire and blood. Lyanna Stark is left with no choice but to submit to save her family name-- even if it means she must wed their bastard brother Arthur Dayne.
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From Instep to Heel by orangeflavor
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 May 2021
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“‘I’m a Targaryen,’ he says finally, the words smarting along his tongue, even now. A need and an uncertainty all at once. ‘And she – ’ He stops, swallows. ‘She is nothing,’ he finishes tightly, the untruth a tremulous exhale as it leaves him.” - Jon and Sansa. Like the curve of the horizon, when the moon breaks from beneath its bow.
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In a world where omegas are the top of the food chain, and alphas desperately try to win their favour, Will Graham struggles with what society and biology demand of him. The elite gather at his family's estate for a Grand Ball, a place where alphas show off and try to find a mate, Will is forced into the fray as one of the most coveted and unmated omegas in the city, but can he keep his anxiety from causing untold harm?
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Draco Malfoy thinks that being rejected by his mate and publicly sold off is the worse that can happen to him. That is until he learns the name of the man that now owns him.
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