teandfailure
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take the sadness out of saturday night by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
12 Apr 2022
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“I’m a goddamn gentleman, okay? I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about," Ed says.
Roy huffs, and everything feels easier, like heaving that sigh has kicked the planet back onto its correct axis. “Wonder where you learned that from,” he says, voice dry.
Ed snorts. “You can keep telling yourself that if you want,” he replies, but the blow is softened by the grin on his face. “You’re lucky that I didn’t learn romance at the Roy Mustang school of overpriced dinners and underwhelming missionary. None of that shit would’ve worked on you anyway.”
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a brick-boot swimming lesson by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
28 Oct 2021
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“Ed, I- I just need to make sure that you’re sure, like really sure, absolutely undoubtedly sure, because once I start touching you, I don’t think I’ll be able to stop.”
Ed looks at him like he’s just said something exceptionally stupid, and perhaps Al should have figured that he’d be quicker to snap than usual, revving from casual to enraged at the drop of a hat. “I’m pretty fucking sure,” he says. “You want me to beg or what?”
“Oh, absolutely,” Al says easily, and savors the way it makes Ed squirm. “Is that even a question? I’ve never wanted anything more.”
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i never told you what i do for a living by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
25 Dec 2020
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it was always crushingly intimate, letting ed feed from him like this.
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a time ed was roy's first by teandfailure
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 May 2020
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“holy fuck, roy,” he says, his voice thin, and their eyes meet in the mirror, ed’s pupils blown wide, just for a second before ed’s eyes flutter shut. even that amount of eye contact is dizzying, ed’s doe eyes and smudged makeup and his hair swept over one shoulder, and roy could swear there’s some kind of irony here, that ed has never looked more like an angel than when he was begging to be thoroughly debauched.
“quite,” roy agrees, and rolls his hips.
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“do you want to do kinky stuff with me?” ed presses. “what kind of stuff is it?”
“i’m already doing kinky stuff with you,” roy replies dryly. “i’ll make you a list.”
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ishvalan au by teandfailure
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
22 Dec 2016
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The convergence of two terrible mistakes: going into a board meeting sleep-deprived, and dating the likes of Roy.
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Bookmarked by teandfailure
22 May 2022
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this is what falling in love is by coffeeren
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
12 Nov 2019
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University professors Roy Mustang and Edward Elric, who share a lab and have worked together for years, wake up in the same bed after an insufferable faculty party and a very wild night. Everything’s different, even though it's not.
Bookmarked by teandfailure
29 Apr 2022
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On some level, Roy knew that marriage would be a good career move.
Bookmarked by teandfailure
10 Apr 2022
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just a spark under your halo by disinvxltura
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
18 Mar 2022
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He usually didn’t give a fuck how loud he was, but given what he was planning on doing, he needed a bit of a delicate touch—if it was going to go the way he wanted it to.
And slamming the door against the wall was not particularly delicate.
or: royed teacher/student rp with daddy kinkBookmarked by teandfailure
21 Mar 2022
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Could This Be Love At First Sight (Or Should I Walk By Again?) by akaparalian
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
26 Feb 2022
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Once upon a time, Edward Elric accidentally hit on the Fuhrer.
Somehow, it escalated from there.
Bookmarked by teandfailure
28 Feb 2022