Gifts for teacuphuman
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Or: Five times Eames got one over on Bubbles, and one time Bubbles turned the tables on him.
In which Eames discovers Arthur's old military nickname and uses the information to prick Arthur's bubble of invulnerability.
Written for Eames' Stupid Cupid 2018, for the prompt "bubbles."
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The Dancing Bare by teacuphuman for teacuphuman
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), The Dark Knight Rises
25 Jan 2018
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John is undercover for the GPD at a gay strip club. Seriously.
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Why'd you come in here lookin' like that? by QueenThayet for teacuphuman
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
05 Dec 2017
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Inspired by the Dolly Parton song of the same name, written for Teacup for her bid in the auction we held in memory of our dear ArtificialAspidistra. Eames is drinking, Arthur is flirting (with someone else) and there's a whole lot of feelings going on in the bar.
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Arthur always has a backup plan.
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Honeypot by oceaxe for pinkys_creature_feature, teacuphuman
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), The Dark Knight Rises
05 Jul 2017
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It’s a dumb idea. It is a really, really dumb idea. Colossally dumb. The dumbness of the idea is as colossal as the target of it.
In which John goes undercover as a hustler and gets much, much more than he bargained for. And incidentally, achieves more than one of his goals, although not in the way he was aiming for.
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Arthur comes in his pants a lot. Eames keeps mementos for when Arthur's away on jobs.
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Selina decide darle un regalo a su mejor amigo, tan bueno como todos los años.
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John attempts to get out into the world of modern technology.
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The start of season is nearing and the trainings are getting harder on Jack.
Eric sees the strain, day by day, week by week, and he’s afraid.
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When Smoke Gets in Your Eyes by MargaretKire for teacuphuman
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), The Dark Knight Rises
24 Jun 2017
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Or, you know, pepper spray.
Blake is incapacitated and recluse Bane tries to help.
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Beautiful Blooms by QueenThayet for swtalmnd, oceaxe, teacuphuman
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
14 May 2017
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Oh god I don't even know. Someone (Amy?) shared this amazing men's lingerie website and I got a little bit sucked into it. And then suddenly we have fic prompts that were met with much enthusiasm. Arthur is a lingerie model. Eames buys lingerie that he models. They hook up at a club and Eames is wearing Arthur's least favorite thing, but he looks super hot to Arthur's surprise.
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“Fucking hell, Arthur,” Eames grumbled, “You just had to be gorgeous, hungry for it, and engaged to my sister, didn’t you?”
A Regency AU remix! <33
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teacuphuman asked for "A/E- one of them is a superhero and saves the other from a mugger"
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- Part 4 of Cat Drabbles
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The Weight of Ennui by swtalmnd for teacuphuman
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig movies), Wolverine (Comics)
18 Mar 2017
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teacuphuman asked for "Q as Wolverine" (ladybug cameo courtesy Inception Slack)
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- Part 5 of Cat Drabbles
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By day, Arthur and Eames are mild-mannered dreamshare criminals.
By other increments of time, Eames ferries souls across the River Styx, and Arthur?
Arthur is the anxiety-ridden Angel of Death.
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What's a nice dinner without some bad pickup lines?
Eames takes Arthur out to a Holiday Dinner and makes sure to make it entertaining.
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I just, I don't even know. Arthur is a diver, Eames is a swimmer. They hooked up at the 2012 London Olympics. They haven't seen each other since. Arthur doesn't want a relationship, he's too focused on getting his gold medal. This was supposed to be crack and fluff and banter. And it turned into feelings and pining and I just don't even know. And I'll probably write more.
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- Part 1 of Olympics AU
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This is my exchangelock gift for teacuphuman who said they liked angst with a happy ending and teenlock and potterlock so this is what popped out of my brain.
John and Sherlock meet several times during their tenure at Hogwarts. But as fate would play out, it is always the worst times. The boys have a long and bumpy road to get to a good place between them, but it all works out in the end. The stars are far away, but given time they will align.
Rated M for a few sexy references but nothing explicit.