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    AU: Stiles is jobless this Christmas and as a last resort, is stuck playing one of Santa’s elves at the mall. The job is a bust, and Stiles isn’t really in the Christmas mood, until he finds salvation in the Starbucks at the food court, not only in hiding from kids, but in one very sexy barista named Derek. ((Or: In Wich Stiles in an Elf and Derek is a Christmas Coffee Magician))

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    20 Oct 2017

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    [Originated by a text convo with the ever-fabulous Devildoll, moved to my Tumblr, became its own story here. Inspired by a great 50s song with the same name]

    Derek sees the guy--all long lines, furtive glances, hungry--leaning against the diner out in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, Derek's hungry, too.

    The LOVELY HoechlinDylan made an amazing gifset of this story, right here!

     

    STOP PUTTING MY AO3 FICS ON GR FFS.

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    19 Oct 2017

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    Derek waits until the door is shut behind him before he turns around. He holds out his hand, plants his ‘if you’re not weird about it, I won’t be’ smile on his face and says, “Nice to meet you, Stiles. I’m Michael. What kind of a good time are you looking for tonight?”

     

    Or, the hooker!Derek fic of my id.

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    05 Oct 2017

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    Stiles loves his job. Mostly. Like, maybe sixty-seven percent loves. For right out of college that's pretty good, right? And among people working in the Chicago O’Hare airport he's positive he's in the 99th percentile of job enjoyment.

    When all is said and done, he really does love putting the right book into the right hands. Especially when those hands are as attractive as the ones attached to Hot Businessman Derek Hale.

    Inspired by the fact that there really is a famous indie bookstore inside an airport ! And also that I have too many opinions about books. Recs are linked! (Very mild spoilers for Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro and Broken Harbor by Tana French)

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    30 Sep 2017

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    One day Derek will learn how to not be affected by a cheeky, barely legal, pick-pocketing brat. Today is not that day.

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    23 Sep 2017