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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Aziraphale is given an assignment as a Captain in the Royal Navy and finds life at sea miserable. Crowley, on the other hand, is having plenty of fun as the Captain of a motley pirate crew.

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    19 May 2022

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    "Dark Fate?" says Stede, making sure to pronounce the capitals.

    "Very effective for star-crossed lovers. And at a bargain price, if I do say so myself. A potent mixture of unspeakably rare ingredients, brewed under a new moon, which will drag you through the depths of your own soul in search of difficult truths, and leave the undeserving to drift forever in a dreamscape of torment and emotional agony!"

    "What?" says Stede. "No! That sounds awful!"

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    11 May 2022

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    No one expects the roller derby AU. Rated T for swearing.

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    Stede had never been sporty, or even remotely competitive. He had never done a voluntary squat or push-up in his life, and had certainly never wanted to. He’d thought a burpee was what you’d call a baby after feeding it and it needed help with its indigestion.

    Nevertheless, watching these people having the time of their life had helped Stede finally find a purpose for the rest of his inheritance. He was going to find his own people, and this was the way to do it.

    So, instead of getting a convertible or investing in crypto, he handled his mid-life crisis by starting a roller derby league.

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    19 Apr 2022

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    With a lantern held aloft, already clad in his dressing gown and cap, he peers out over the dark gleaming surface of the sea and suddenly catches a flash of something. He sucks in a surprised gasp, trying not to drop the lantern. There is a vague stirring in the brine; squinting, Stede can just make out a shape moving amongst choppy waves.

    Marshalling his shock, he deliberates. Perhaps he should call out to see if it’s someone who needs assistance? It could be a lost sailor or fisherman who drifted too far from shore and has fallen overboard. Lighthouse keepers are supposed to help others, Stede reasons. They are supposed to provide a guiding light.

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    11 Apr 2022

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    In the heart of a bustling fantastical city, Mr. Fell’s Arcane Tomes and Curiosities supplies illustrious adventurers with magical weaponry and armor. One fateful day, a regular customer brings Mr. Fell a strange instrument inscribed with demonic script, which turns out to be a prison for an unlucky lamia demon named Crowley. As far as demons go, Crowley seems to be more disgruntled and sarcastic than outright evil – and all he wants is to be released from his prison.

    And Mr. Fell has problems of his own: he has no memory of who or what he is. He’s plagued by illnesses and terrifying dreams. Deep within, he believes he might not be human at all, but something much more powerful – and much more dangerous. Mr. Fell’s life is hardly stable to begin with, and Crowley might be the catalyst that causes it to crash down for good.

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    07 Apr 2022