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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    Susan marries a nice, normal man named Charles Evans and has two not-so-nice, not-so-normal daughters

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    22 Jun 2017

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    Dean is a waiter in a strip club to put his kid brother through school. Castiel is dragged to the club as a part of his sister Anna's bachelorette party. Dean and Cas hit it off, but Dean thinks Cas is the one marrying Anna.

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    20 May 2017

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    The Dwarrow are children of Mahal - everyone knew that! But what they didn't know was that Hobbits were true children of Yavanna.

    You know, Yavanna ... Mahal's WIFE.

    That just might change how Thorin and Bilbo's relationship is viewed by the people of Erebor. If of course, Thorin and Bilbo can even acknowledge they have a relationship to begin with ...

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    24 Jan 2017

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    'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?

    I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'

    After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.

    It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...

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    24 Jan 2017

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    Hobbits need to hibernate during winter. If they do not get enough rest, and are not in a place their unconscious self recognizes as safe, their health suffers for the rest of the year.

    Or: two years after the battle, Bilbo returns to Erebor to sort out his flagging health and heavy heart. It was not his intention to arrive in time for a hostile attempt on the throne.

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    23 Jan 2017