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"It's hard to not always get what you want. Happens to the best of us, my friend.”
Taehyung doesn't react to the teasing, but turns to face Jimin, a challenging look in his eye. “I bet you get whatever you want anyway.”
“The trick to that is knowing what to want.”
“Please,” Taehyung scoffs. “You sound like my dad. 'You want the wrong things. You should know better.'”
“Well,” Jimin huffs, “It doesn’t look like your method is getting you anywhere either, so.”
“Yeah.” All the fight goes out of Taehyung, and he turns away, becoming suddenly extremely interested in the garden that the balcony overlooks.
“What exactly are you trying to sell him?” Jimin asks.
By rights, there's no reason for Taehyung to answer him. It's probably confidential and complicated as hell. He's just a dancer slash server slash provider of most human services for hire.
So it surprises him when Taehyung leans over, smiling conspiratorially. “Actually, I'm trying to rob him.”
Jimin stares at him for a long second. “I can get behind that.”
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Or - a dystopian thriller featuring CEO!Taehyung, Stripper!Jimin and Cop!Yoongi.
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We're a perfect match (perfect somehow) by tang_jin_jaem
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Jan 2020
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In the sudden silence, the sound of the rain gets louder, heavier, lashing against the windows. The sky creaks and groans again, its rumbling muted in the hotel room, where, under a warm cocoon of blankets, two boys are wrapped up in each other, too afraid to move.
“Tae,” Jimin finally whispers, the word sounding like a prayer on his lips. Like he’s lighting a candle and making a wish under his breath.
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A soft vmin one shot // canon compliant
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“Taehyungie, have you ever thought about what would have happened if...I hadn’t been unwell that night?”
“I have."
“And?”
“On the whole, I’m glad you did pass out like the fake that you are.”
“How dare you, sir. I could have died.”
Taehyung gasps dramatically. “Then I would have had to dispose of your body and you would have become a case for Buzzfeed Unsolved.”
“And you could have vlogged it. Random dude flirts with me then dies! [True story] [I almost went to jail].”
“Seems counterproductive,” Taehyung laughs.
“If you’re going to the trouble of disposing a dead body, you might as well get some internet fame out of it,” Jimin points out.
“Ah yes, internet fame trumps criminal record.”
“Every damn time.”
-----photographer!Tae meets dancer!Jimin who is also model!Jimin
Warnings: Homophobia, internalized homophobia, self harm but I promise I've diluted well with fluff and dry humor
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“what happened? why are we running away? oh, my god, did you try to flirt and it went badly so you killed him?”
“sit down,” yoongi begs as he steers out of the parking lot, “no, i didn’t fucking kill him.” he tightens his grip around the wheel and takes a deep breath. “i have to find out if i can afford a cat. then i have to find out everything about taking care of a cat.”
“holy shit,” seokjin says, amazed, “this jungkook is powerful. i think he could’ve sold you like fifteen tarantulas, or an entire alpaca farm.”
or: jungkook works at a pet shop. yoongi is just here to get a damn fish.
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Yoongi finds a new favourite pillow
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while taehyung is trying to figure out whether or not min yoongi wants to stab him with a fountain pen, they find out they make an excellent team when it comes to board games.
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to: yoongi, January 29th, 2015 11:43 pm
are you awaketo: yoongi, January 29th, 2015 11:45 pm
can you send me a pic of holly im sadto: yoongi, January 29th, 2015 11:46 pm
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Call It Instant Justice by Runchrandom (infraredphaeton)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
15 Sep 2018
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Kim Seokjin is a police detective who gets all the high profile cases- thefts at fashion shows, kidnappings from movie sets, and murders at music production studios.
So, when a murder rocks Big Hit Entertainment, he's the one who gets the case.
And the help of cute but mysterious production assistant Kim Namjoon, who insists that there's no way any of his colleagues killed the man in question.
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