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    Everyone hears stories about the idiots who have to go to the ER to get random objects removed from their asses. If someone told Bucky he’d be spending his weekend in the hospital for one of the most embarrassing occurrences of his life, he’d probably laugh in their face and tell them to go fuck off. But here he is, in the ER with eleven inches of packaged, cold salami stuck up his ass. To make matters worse, his nurse is really hot. Really hot.

    Join Bucky for one of the most awkward and yet comical experiences of his life that leads to self-discovery, trust and maybe even love.

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    05 Apr 2018

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    Things are going pretty okay for Darcy. Until Steve finally brings Bucky home, and she figures out that they actually have something in common:

    Their complicated relationship with food.

    Oh boy.

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    25 Mar 2018

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    Smooth af geriatric fella flirting with a 100% Done wrong number sassmaster, with copious amounts of swearing and way too many Beyoncé jokes.

    A.ka the notorious Bitch series.

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    24 Mar 2018

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    23 Mar 2018

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    There is a Hades, and there is a Persephone.

    They’re just not the ones you’d expect.

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    18 Mar 2018