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    It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.

    But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?

    Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.

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    07 Jan 2017

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    Lance lives a comfortable life in the outside mall nicknamed the streets of Voltron. He bakes for a living with his friend, Hunk, and enjoys the company of the other store owners near him. Life seems great and easy until some pretty boy with a mullet opens a bakery across the street from him.

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    12 Aug 2016

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    Funniest story ever

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    Everyone knows that Lance is a flirt, he'll hit on with anything that moves. But after the group begins to interfere anytime Lance makes an advance, he decides to get to the bottom of it. One thing leads to another, and Lance ends up directing all his charisma and bad pickup lines onto one unknowing victim: Keith.

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    12 Aug 2016