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  1. Rec 6

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    AO3's hottest vid is GAY BAR. This vid has everything: clips, editing, a song by Electric Six, homoerotic text, Ben Affleck in a supporting role, ANDERSON COOPER GETTING PUNCHED?, and could that be acclaimed club kid Stefon Zolesky?! No! It's comedian Bill Hader constantly losing his shit over last-minute script changes! So if you're John Mulaney, or you just like watching white male comedians make out, this is the vid for you.

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    02 Jul 2020

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    Jaskier doesn't have a death wish; he just has a low threshold for boredom.

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    Jaskier doesn’t have a death wish, but he does have a tendency to run headfirst into danger, to seek bigger and brighter thrills, because the alternative is wasting away into a parody of who he could have been, and he would rather die than succumb to such a fate.

    Jaskier is still trying to figure out the shape of the empty thing in his chest when he spots a muscular loner drinking alone at the edge of the world, and a fire ignites within him. This man, he thinks later, when he is crumpled in the dirt and trying to remember how to breathe, will take him to the brink of death and back. This man is everything his destiny shouldn’t be.

    So when Geralt of Rivia walks away, Jaskier follows.

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    10 Feb 2020

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    Geralt knows Jaskier is a bard - but until now, he’s never properly listened to his songs.

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    10 Feb 2020

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    “You’ve got to wonder about the mentality of a group of people who’d come together, build a trading post on the Pontar within a forest full of monsters, pirates, and murderous elves, then triumphantly name the place ‘Flotsam’ with no sense of irony whatsoever,” Jaskier said.

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    10 Feb 2020

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    Jaskier is invited to play at a party he doesn't want to attend. Geralt would like one of them to get paid sometime this century.

     

    “All I need is beer,” Geralt grunts. “Lots of it.”

    “Oh, you think so, do you? Go on then, take a peek.” The maid looks slightly put out; Jaskier will feel bad about upsetting her later, he’s too irritated with Geralt right now. “Go on!”

    Geralt gives him a strange look. When all Jaskier offers is its steady return, he makes a reluctantly curious sound. Music pours through the small crack he opens in the door.

    A long, long moment passes.

    “Fuck.”

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    10 Feb 2020