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    Pining baristas on the same shift can be hazardous.

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    Derek's been biting his tongue all week 'cause Stiles has got him tongue-tied (or the one where Stiles is wooed unknowingly via an uncharged cellphone by Derek). Technology is no one's friend in the game of love.

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    Or was it knotting?

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    It was after a mission (gone right, but Colossus would argue, and it was only because Wade was a little trigger happy), debris all around them, the stink of gunpowder and sweat and blood heavy in the air, when he saw it happened again: Nate and that awesome gun trick of his.

    At first, Wade thought it was something to do with his arm being magnetic and the bright glow of his eye, but he had seen with his own two eyes how the gun swerved when it came close to crashing into a street light and flew happily toward Nate's waiting arm. Wade kinda wished he was that gun. Sometimes.

    So Wade had a theory. After a long pondering session at night which ended with a sweaty forehead and sticky hands at 3 am, he had come to a logical conclusion that the gun was secretly sentient. Yep.

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    10 Jun 2018

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    A mutant with the power to make reality as she wills it curses Cable & Deadpool to be stuck together. Literally. Ten feet apart, at all times.

    Pining and scatological humor result.

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    09 Jun 2018

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    Colin is going to figure out what Ally's mom's deal is if it kills him.

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    22 May 2018

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    Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

    Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

    “Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”

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    03 May 2018

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    Steve has his life in order, okay. He goes to wizard college, even if he can't technically do magic. He has his own apartment, even though it's small and dinky and kind of gross, and forgets to exist sometimes, and might also be alive? Plus, he has a crush on the hot cyborg in unit 404 who cooks fiendishly good breakfast foods, and may or may not have some kind of weird connection to the sentient building they live in. He's not sure.

    He's dealing, all right, his life is in tip-top condition, or it was until an eldritch monstrosity called the Hydra started posing as a real estate company to try and buy over his new home.

    He's really pissed about that.

    (The one where Steve is an angry millennial wizard, Sam is a Disney prince, Natasha is a shapeshifter, and Bucky is a spoiler.)

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    02 May 2018